Verdan the Druid

Updates from an average forest guardian

[verdan-the-druid]

If anyone has any reccomendatioms for an artist taking commissions. I'm looking to get art for a podcast abut two wizards who smoke moon grass and shoot the shit.

[twinkwizard69]

Do you think the Feywild has a Mcdonalds?

[verdan-the-druid]

Not if I can fucking help it.

[doctor-worm-is-dead]

Autism test:

What do these colors remind you of?

[verdan-the-druid]

spunchbog and patrim

[verdan-the-druid]

I just ate two whole containers of macaroni salad from the trash can near the park. Life is full of treasures and wonder.

[enswbl]

foraging for a fuckberry to give

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Bet.

Xyanon k’he eg du wala?

[verdan-the-druid]

What language was that?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Can’t you tell? I thought you knew every language ever.

[verdan-the-druid]

Norwegian?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Pfft, you thought it was an Earth language?

[verdan-the-druid]

Gonna be real with you, dawg. I had a joke brewing, but we've derailed too far. At this point the only thing I can d- *Get's grabbed and dragged away screaming by a giant octopus.*

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Bet.

Xyanon k’he eg du wala?

[verdan-the-druid]

What language was that?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Can’t you tell? I thought you knew every language ever.

[verdan-the-druid]

Norwegian?

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Bet.

Xyanon k’he eg du wala?

[verdan-the-druid]

What language was that?

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[nerdynightmarepost]

turns out the hardest part about being a dungeon master is being forced to act out old man yaoi on the spot

[verdan-the-druid]

The only HARD thing about that is- *is suddenly grabbed and carried away screaming by a giant owl*

[boobookittenartblog]

Cobalt crust fungus, Germany

Photograph by Gunter Miglanz

[verdan-the-druid]

Delicious

[catchymemes]

[boobookittenartblog]

The thylacine or Tasmanian wolf/tiger is a marsupial that inhabited Australia and Tasmania. It was finally exterminated in the first half of the 20th century.

Artwork by orsomoretti

[verdan-the-druid]

The fuck do you mean by "finally"??

[verdan-the-druid]

Mad respect to the minimalism of a snake. You need limbs? Don't make me laugh.

[verdan-the-druid]

"Invasive species" Fuck off. A mf can't travel and see the world just because he's a fish? He can't find a new place to start a family?

"They are bad for the environment" Your yard is an ecological dead zone. Shut up.

[gavamont]

Cranky because you can’t swim into Lake Michigan?

[verdan-the-druid]

It's bullshit! Fucking lightning wizards enforcing their pretend kingdom borders on me and my fish homies.

[verdan-the-druid]

"Invasive species" Fuck off. A mf can't travel and see the world just because he's a fish? He can't find a new place to start a family?

"They are bad for the environment" Your yard is an ecological dead zone. Shut up.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

how surprising... another forest relics major collecting unemployment. maybe you should have learned something useful instead of salvaging ancient machines from the moss

[verdan-the-druid]

Your jealousy is so obvious. You think you're little desk job typing in numbers and answering emails is better than scavenging for treats in the forest? Get real.