Mischievous Cat Wizard

This is my main (too late to rebrand) This is generally a roleplay blog for my wizard OC Catto, so refer to @jk-bigender for anything non-wizard/roleplay related 20 yrs old

[fattocatto-wizard]

This is a roleplay blog! Refer to @jk-bigender for other stuff!

If I followed you, it’s likely because of a different blog or interest of mine!

About Catto:

Introduction

My Wizard Tower

Inspiration for my OC

Know your Wizard

Aaaand I just hit the post limit: @fattocatto-wizard2

Info about Catto:

Male, He/Him, Aroace.

A fluffy cat the color of a waffle with a brimmed blue wizard hat.

Might unexpectedly appear in places (Can get pretty much anywhere he wants)

Master of spatial magics (Teleportation, Telekinesis, etc)

Also, just a quick mod note: Please don’t send me donation asks. I’m broke as shit and can’t spare any money right now. Sorry.

[wizardalexa]

✨Wizard Alexa performs many valuable services for Wizard Alexa's users, but finding them dates is not one of them. Have you considering trying Wizard Tinder?✨

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Teach your familiars some discipline. This one just tried to explode his brother(luckily his brother had a magic ward in place)

[thaparasite]

Does anyone know how to make a memory loss potion? Theres a certain unamed witch who i owe a SIGNIFICANT amount of money to, whom I'd like to forget about me and my magic towers adress

[fattocatto-wizard]

Yeah, I already gave you it?

Wait, let me guess! You accidentally took it yourself and forgot you asked me for it in the first place!

Hah! That’s gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve had happen in a while!

You’re gonna have to pay full price if you want a replacement.

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Bet.

Xyanon k’he eg du wala?

[verdan-the-druid]

What language was that?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Can’t you tell? I thought you knew every language ever.

[verdan-the-druid]

Norwegian?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Pfft, you thought it was an Earth language?

[verdan-the-druid]

Gonna be real with you, dawg. I had a joke brewing, but we've derailed too far. At this point the only thing I can d- *Get's grabbed and dragged away screaming by a giant octopus.*

[fattocatto-wizard]

Hah.

(Sorry, that’s just Catto for you. He’s a punk ass.)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Hail! And welcome to the Wizard Tower!

This is a save point!

You can now safely exit tumblr

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Hail! And welcome to the Wizard Tower!

This is a save point!

You can now safely exit tumblr

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Bet.

Xyanon k’he eg du wala?

[verdan-the-druid]

What language was that?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Can’t you tell? I thought you knew every language ever.

[verdan-the-druid]

Norwegian?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Pfft, you thought it was an Earth language?

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Bet.

Xyanon k’he eg du wala?

[verdan-the-druid]

What language was that?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Can’t you tell? I thought you knew every language ever.

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Bet.

Xyanon k’he eg du wala?

[concoctionboy]

Figured I'd give myself fangs for a while just for the heck of it.

How do vampires and catboys avoid constantly biting their lips? I guess it must just take practice.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Well, for most vampires, the fangs are retractable. For regular cats like me, it’s not a problem at all because of our mouth structure, but I’ve got no idea how those abominations deal with fangs.

[concoctionboy]

Okay, it always annoys me when those mobile games install themselves on my phone without my permission, but now somehow I've got this app that traps people inside the phone and lets you control their digital surroundings, and I don't even remember seeing an ad for this app and I have no idea where it came from.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Oh, yeah. That was me.

I snuck into your house when you left your phone and downloaded it. There’s this guy who kept showing up to my tower trying to pet me. So annoying. He’s in there as an app. It’s not on your home screen; it’s in the data files.

Also, what’s up with the screaming yellow-red slime in your vents?

[concoctionboy]

Wait, but @gavamont said yesterday he was the one who sealed someone in my phone. Are there... are there two people trapped as apps in my phone? Hold on, let me check something.

Okay, I'm pretty sure there are two different people trapped as apps in my phone. This is... weird.

On the plus side, though, I'm surprised at how little of the internal storage they're taking up. I'd have thought a whole person transformed into an app would take up a lot more space on the memory card.

Oh... as for the screaming slime in the vents, yeah, some wizard came by and left that here a while ago, and I'm... not sure what to do about it.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Huh. Neat.

Anyways, I’m normally not much of a ‘tech person’ but I decided to try something other than pocket dimensions with non-Euclidean geometry and other spatial loops.

Bending space is sorta my thing, but also it gets kind of boring doing the same thing after a while, so I decided to try this.

[concoctionboy]

Okay, it always annoys me when those mobile games install themselves on my phone without my permission, but now somehow I've got this app that traps people inside the phone and lets you control their digital surroundings, and I don't even remember seeing an ad for this app and I have no idea where it came from.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Oh, yeah. That was me.

I snuck into your house when you left your phone and downloaded it. There’s this guy who kept showing up to my tower trying to pet me. So annoying. He’s in there as an app. It’s not on your home screen; it’s in the data files.

Also, what’s up with the screaming yellow-red slime in your vents?

[sleepysaurus4]

Crazy stuff happening in the wizard city, just realised I spent last two weeks trapped in an endless mind illusion crafted to perfectly mimic my life and feed off of my harmful habits

[you-are-fish]

Seems like a good place to hurl thunderbolts from ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[fattocatto-wizard]

*sniff sniff*

I smell a rat…

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I smell perfectly fine! I'm a clean rat you hear me! I take care of my fur and personal hygiene! Cat is very rude!

[fattocatto-wizard]

That was a different rat.

Also why are there so many rats around here lately? It’s like they want to be eaten.

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Pets the cat wizard*

Hehehehe... You'll never catch me.

*Traces your location and magical signature, then teleports you straight into the sealed and in-and-out warded torture chamber*

Reveal who you are.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Torture chamber? Cringe.

*Swaps minds with another rat, leaving you with a confused but completely ordinary rat.*

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Grabs you, soul locks you into your previous body, and obliterates the other rat’s soul just to prove a point*

Vile pest…

(OOC: Sorry about him. He’s a little bit dramatic.)

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

*Spell error, soul contested*

[fattocatto-wizard]

What the…

Whatever. Why do you insist on bothering me when I’m trying to sleep?

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

You punted me, and it was very rude. So I pets the cat.

[fattocatto-wizard]

You were bothering me when I was hungry, tired, and grumpy.