#druidposting

[highestelf420]

I SAVED HIM

[verdan-the-druid]

It's true. I know every language ever.

[flagellant]

The Druidic Archcircle has broken and after much deliberation (17 minutes) they have released the latest updates to the Druid Spell Ban and Exemption List, with reasonings:

UNBANNED:

Flesh To Flesh. First on the list for a provisionary legalization, the Archcircle stated that "If you're willing to wait that long for them to die that is simply a problem for later". They did clarify that Greater Flesh To Flesh is still banned in absentia of carnivorous innovation, so "get the fuck to it" was the sentiments most loudly said.

Random Beetle Generator. The Archcircle has actually put out a call to all specialists in entomology to "please figure out how to make it not-random and do anything except beetles because we're really worried about the Florida Blue". I personally think it's actually Summon Random Beetle due to misapplied spellforms but I am just the innestern and not paid to have opinions on official Archcircle policy.

Summon Bear Elemental. "Kyle wanted it for Christmas."

Sex Pollen. Please be normal about this please be normal about this please be normal about this please be normal about this please.

BANNED:

Eviscerate Ego. While this spell in and of itself is not considered to be truly illegal, please refrain from casting it before or after Emshrinken Skull.

Every Single One Of Your Ribs Gets Shattered Instantly By An Indian Elephant Paracausally Existing On Top Of You For Exactly .47 Seconds. We applaud the inventor's excellence and precision of intent, but we need time to determine that Indian Elephants will not have their breeding populations on Earth negatively effected through heavy use of this spell, nor become invasive megafauna within the Paracausal Empty Space. We'll have a more firm decision next solstice.

Banish To Montana. This is strictly against Druidic legal code and you know it. Just be a normal fucking person and cast Banish To An Undisclosed Underwater Arctic Oceanic Cave like the rest of us if you're that busy.

Banish To A Disclosed Underwater Arctic Oceanic Cave.

[sugoiney-weaver]

I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat

Grabbed my weed, pipe, lighter, Grogu demitasse, and headed downstairs to get myself an espresso

Despite the rain, I thought it would be nice to go for a walk up to the local park. The gardens aren't open yet, but it's nice and green and relatively quiet.

I was at the bottom of the long steps to the top of the cliff when looked up and saw a couple white butts.

I saw them. They saw me. They heard me, surely. Shortly, a third came and they all exited stage left.

I slowly picked my way up the non-ADA or OSHA-compliant steps (it's marked as a trail for a reason) and whistled poorly for all to hear.

"Hey, good morning! I won't bother you, I'm just passing through"

I saw them. They saw me. I wonder if they've ever seen a wizard before.

I made it to the top of the cliff and introduced myself.

Don't worry. This is as close as I got to these wild animals. Remember that the camera adds 10lbs, and makes them look 10ft closer.

I sat and smoked a couple bowls and watched them graze. They ate pinecones and grass, and moseyed across the street to nibble on the neighbor's shrubs. I spotted a car coming while two were in the street. I flagged down the car and signaled one more was coming, hidden in the trees.

They munched a while longer and made their way down the path I had come up.

I waited a couple minutes after they were out of sight before I crept to the rocky cliff edge. I had taken up the position that they were in when we first spotted each other.

I startled them when I appeared. One of the sprang away, while they other two merely grazed in a different direction. By the time I made my way around to the trailhead and down into the forest again, they were gone. I think they went back to sleep, the crepuscular cutiess 🦌

[impishcupid]

being a druidic witch is so fun until you havent gone back to the woods in a month after swearing yourself to the trees there and the Gods proceed to send you every message screaming at you to go back to the woods RIGHT NOW YOU NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW. My divines I appreciate you sending the chipmunk to jump in my lap but I am sitting outside my job. I need to clock in THEN I can go to the woods.

[sorcha-liadan]

These boots were not made for walking :(

[thebiggestgoblin]

Traded some dipshit druid a busted xbox360 for some of the good stuff

[gnomishgimmy]

I have decided, out of pure spite for @the-gnomish-bastard, that i am going to make my own Stew out of ingredients that DON'T involve killing gods and irreversibly changing the fabric of reality.

I will call it the Soup.