NCT As Shit My Little Brother Has Said
My brother is 22 yeare old and some of the shit that comes out of his mouth is truly astounding.
Taeil: I may not be the biggest or the strongest, but I certainly am.
Johnny: (Me: can you try to not be late this time?) Look, you’ll be lucky if I show up at all. Don’t push it.
Taeyong: What the ACTUAL fuck is wrong with you?
Yuta: (after putting out the small fire he started by spraying down the entire kitchen) I said I’d handle it, and I’m HANDLING IT
Kun: Before we do this, I just want to point out that I said it was a bad idea.
Doyoung: Say Moth Man one more time, I swear to God.
Ten: Look, I’m secure enough in my sexuality to acknowledge when another man is attractive, and that guy was SMOKIN
Jaehyun: What do you think? Should I go for loveable dork or less loveable dork?
Win Win: You CAN hug me, but I really rather you didn’t.
Jungwoo: Oooo ground sloth.
Lucas: Duuuuuuuuude. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.
Mark: Perhaps I shall partake in an adult beverage.
Renjun: Hey have you ever heard of the concept of shutting up?
Jeno: Sorry, I can’t be a skeleton for Halloween. I’m allergic to bones
Haechan: If she kicks it, can I move into her room?
Jaemin: (making two gummy worms touch) and SMOOCH
Chenle: I had like 14 Redbulls today and now all I wanna do is FIGHT
Jisung: I am the baby of this family and YOU WILL TREAT ME LIKE IT
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