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Waiting for Law's backstory and my emotions afterwards
Maybe, but let’s be real; Ene looks hella better in a mustache.
Oh it's been real for a while, sunshine. No one can beat Law in looking hella fly in a mustache.
Be honest. Does Law rock the mustache or does he rock the mustache?
☠ — A frown, glancing the other over. “I suppose that’s true, but why warn me about a random chance?”
"Common courtesy?" A cock of the eyebrow. "As a doctor it's sort of my duty to guide people down the path less painful."
☠ — "This place seems peaceful enough.." Tentative.
"Assuming this place is anything peaceful is your first mistake."
☠ — “What makes it less peaceful than I presume it to be? You?”
Smirks. "Possibly. Though trouble can find anyone, anywhere. It generally never discriminates on who next to victimize."
☠ — "This place seems peaceful enough.." Tentative.
"Assuming this place is anything peaceful is your first mistake."
He seriously thinks they should have a pizza party! And he’s already eating said pizza so hopefully someone else comes along to get some—
Don't misunderstand Law. He's not coming to meet people. He's only here for some pizza. "I'll take a box." And by some he means the whole thing.
—-The Jaeger boy yawns as he leaves the coffee shop, finishing his work shift for the day a little later than usual. Getting up at eight AM every morning has been a big change for someone who would sometimes be up at two in the afternoon, but he was able to snag the weekends off, so it’s a successful trade-off.
He’s exhausted and ready for a nap, but first he has to do some grocery shopping if he wants any food in the apartment… He’s agreed to it, after all. The grocery store isn’t far so he walks, figuring he could use it after standing around all day. He shrugs his hoodie over his shoulders and sighs into the soft, cool breeze that flies through his hair.
It’s about a five minute walk to the store and soon he’s got a basket in one arm, slugging his way down the aisles for anything he could use for dinner that night. He huffs - his search renders unsuccessful, the one thing in his basket a box of cookies.
He rounds the corner to venture through the next aisle when he bumps into a stranger, sending him down to the ground with a soft ‘oof’. Eren grunts and growls, eyebrows furrowing together before he even knows who he’s bumped into, and he reaches up with one hand to rub at his now pulsing forehead.
"Hey, watch it!"
Grocery shopping was sort of a right of passage. Not everyone could efficiently comb through all the selections in search of the best deal, utilize coupons, and find the shortest check out line so you can run in and out with relative ease.
Law had turned grocery shopping into an art form. Basket sitting upon his forearm, he weaved through aisles picking up various objects like toothpaste, Oreos, coffee beans and filter, you know, things every human being needed to survive.
He always liked to be quick with his adventures to grocery land. Normally, he plowed into anyone and everyone who was stupid enough to get in his way. Law was a man on a mission. He took this job so seriously it hurt.
Law's eyes were focused on the shopping list. He still needed eggs, milk, meat--All of a sudden Law came into contact with another body. His basket jostled--though luckily none of the contents fell out--from the collision. He barely paid the other person a glance, some angry little boy who apparently didn't know when to get out of the way.
"Same could be said for you." Law drawled, eyes narrowed on the boy before him. "You're not mortally injured anywhere, are you?"
"Were you saying something? I was watching a cat chase a butterfly…"
"Only that idiots with short attention spans that would make a child wince are currently in denial--"
≺♔≻ ”Well hello there, sexy.”
"Well aren't you gracious with the compliments."
It's one of those days where Law wonders if he made a terrible mistake moving to this city.
"Hmph.." He shook his head and crossed his arms over his chest. "I don’t have anything to even be insecure about." Ragna doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you or your body.
"Denial's the first sign of insecurity."
Friendly reminder that our muses don’t always have to be friends and/or fall in love… (u‿u✿)
They can be enemies. Brutal enemies. So hateful of each other that they fall asleep plotting the other’s murder. (◉‿◉✿)
"How fucking insane are you…? It’s like the coldest spring I’ve ever withstood…"
"Insanity's all about perspective." Law really didn't feel like owning up to his own laziness today. "Does my being shirtless make you feel insecure?" Because it should.
"I prefer my natural blonde hair colour, though, hmm! And I also like my hair the way it is, and I think short hair would just look weird on me at this point, hmm." The fact he’d sometimes even braid it or just put it up in a long ponytail didn’t really help on the fact he was easily mistaken for a girl either. But that didn’t change the fact he liked his hair more than he disliked being mistaken for a girl.
Honestly, Law had blacked out most of the rant to focus on more important things: like which nickname was more fitting for this new anomaly. Blondie Locks had a certain feel to it, but was probably a routine name for the guy. Missy would help secretly jab into the whole 'getting mistaken for a female thing' but it was sort of boring...
"You won't know how it looks until you try it, no? But you're right. Short hair on you would be hideous." Hideous is a strong word, Law.
"Ah… I see…" She said blinking a few times, obviously not getting the sarcasm.
"Here, let me make you useful." Law pried the other two cats off his shoulder and all but shoved them into the girl's arms. "Become the ultimate mother cat and raise them as your own children." Law stop that's stupid.