[mandrake-drama-deactivated20210]

Me: *sees moon*

Me:

[queerdungeons]

Non threatening green men

[nidai-lightning-remade]

OP has clearly never had that monster in the middle sit on your counter at three am and stare you down until you feed it with full eye contact

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i dont like to intrude normally but i really absolutely MUST know what events went down between you and gumby

[grenade-maid]

Like, if you’re gonna be an adult who’s really into children’s media the least you can do is actually internalize all those themes of being a good and kind person

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[soudastream]

i am coming down off anesthesia and i have a great idea for a text post hold on

[soudastream]

when someone asks you if you know the letter after F

[soudastream]

[mens-rights-activia]

Fr*nch language: we call these houses “chateaux”

Me: oh cool

Fr*nch language: but it’s pronounced “shat o”

Me:

[hamburgeroisie]

Honestly that’s how it feels even for us

[sunfortune]

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end 

me reading that shit at 15:

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[alexander]

Me looking through my laundry bin to find a dry piece of clothing to wipe the cum off my chest and face after mastrubating at 2am

[zaddybonglegs-deactivated202305]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[everyrpdr-deactivated20181216]

PERIODT

[earthstory]

Lava bursts forth at the tip of a pahoehoe lobe

[web-wrecker]

this is what a hot pocket looks like when you add 30 more sec.

[heavyheavyheavyheavy]

The forbidden cheese

[draco--malfoy]

After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.

[pictureby-jmp-deactivated201901]

Mathias by jMp

[pictureby-jmp-deactivated201901]

Pumpkin Spice

Ryan by jMp

[happilynever-deactivated2019031]

Oh hey. It me.

[boysgallery]