i was tumblr famous for 10 minutes in 2011

faze / 26 \ professional goblin

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

mind-blowing vegan chocolate pie

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[yellow-cat]

witness her

[brucebocchi]

[catcrumb]

[evilscientist3]

"I can fix him" well i can send email

[emil]

[murhuedur]

[thebreadthatcausedlesmis]

This is wrong, the correct answer is the Caryatid

[eltrolodecadadia]

finally a post that makes sense in here

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[thebootydiaries]

h-hey😣 sowwy im newvous 😣😣 you’w so cute 😓😓 fwickkkkkk

[omglitters]

i cant believe i am alive to see the worst thing thebootydiaries ever wrote

[thebootydiaries]

u must not have seen the other things i post

[aurora-daily]

[aurora-daily]

[mens-rights-activia]

Cowboy Rap!

[twitblr]

Doing the same thing over & over again & expecting a different result. (x)

[mariakono]

[moodsandmatters]

resetnyc

brunie.moodboard

[gh0ul-k1ss3r]

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining

[gh0ul-k1ss3r]

and my parents are always like "oh my god why would you do that" bitch. I want to learn about the ocean and these two thirteen year old boys r my most trusted source

[deadmomjokes]

fr

I mean, I could google questions I have about medieval weaponry and horsemanship, but on the other hand I could message my sister the simple statement “have question about historical saddles” and get both a phone call and a comprehensive 3 page google document within an hour

Seriously, if you know someone who has a special interest you’d like info about, go ask them! It costs zero money, you make them happy, and you learn way more than a basic google search would tell you.

[taksez]

Asking is a love language

[rumman]

[dykebluejay]

[eelizabit]

More exquisite paintings by Stuart Dunkel

[eelizabit]

2021 addition :-)

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]