[avatarwinchester]

[ryanreynoldssource]

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[ginnymcqueen-deactivated2017043]

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

The Nine Realms. Now, there is Midgard, which is Earth. This is Alfheim. Vanaheim. Jotunheim. And Asgard. And that’s where I come from.

[marvelgifs]

[kwanghale]

Dylan O’Brien + Awards

[catheraverys-deactivated2015092]

[alyybelikov]

Let her be  e v e r y t h i n g. Because she is everything.

[iamnevertheone]

[macheteandpython]

[mamalazzer]

Captain America: Civil War D23 Presentation - In which Chris can’t contain his enthusiasm for the new Civil War footage (x)

[kit-harington]

[damnelvesarchive]

the pillar was a man he had been stretched so long and thin 

[natasharomanoffgifs]

[dudewithabow]

only 90s kids can reblog this

[joickforever]

when it hits 1 million i want someone to print it and make darren and chris sign it

[jamexmcavoy-deactivated20150919]

“The Strategic Scientific Reserve is an allied effort made up of the best minds in the free world. Our goal is to create the best army in history, but every army starts with one man. At the end of this week, we will choose that man. He will be the first in a new breed of super-soldier. You may personally escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell.“

[bettyjugheads]