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@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

what do ladybugs have to do with omegaverse,,?

because carlton asked me how ladybugs have kids when they’re all girls, then i said it was the bug omegaverse, and then we had this whole crisis about what if we are in the omegaverse

,, uhuh. correct me if i'm wrong, but I... don't think we're in the omegaverse,,

BUT IF THE LADYBUGS ARE IN IT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT??????????

because,, that isnt how reproduction in humans works,,? at all,,?

HOW DO WE KNOW FOR SURE JONATHAN

,, because human anatomy is totally different?

Says who, the government

says,, science, audrey...

…

,,but i did get curious and take the quiz... for fun...

what did you get?

,,um.

so i’m still the only one who got beta 💔

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

what do ladybugs have to do with omegaverse,,?

because carlton asked me how ladybugs have kids when they’re all girls, then i said it was the bug omegaverse, and then we had this whole crisis about what if we are in the omegaverse

,, uhuh. correct me if i'm wrong, but I... don't think we're in the omegaverse,,

BUT IF THE LADYBUGS ARE IN IT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT??????????

because,, that isnt how reproduction in humans works,,? at all,,?

HOW DO WE KNOW FOR SURE JONATHAN

,, because human anatomy is totally different?

Says who, the government

says,, science, audrey...

…

,,but i did get curious and take the quiz... for fun...

what did you get?

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

what do ladybugs have to do with omegaverse,,?

because carlton asked me how ladybugs have kids when they’re all girls, then i said it was the bug omegaverse, and then we had this whole crisis about what if we are in the omegaverse

,, uhuh. correct me if i'm wrong, but I... don't think we're in the omegaverse,,

BUT IF THE LADYBUGS ARE IN IT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT??????????

because,, that isnt how reproduction in humans works,,? at all,,?

HOW DO WE KNOW FOR SURE JONATHAN

,, because human anatomy is totally different?

Says who, the government

says,, science, audrey...

…

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

what do ladybugs have to do with omegaverse,,?

because carlton asked me how ladybugs have kids when they’re all girls, then i said it was the bug omegaverse, and then we had this whole crisis about what if we are in the omegaverse

,, uhuh. correct me if i'm wrong, but I... don't think we're in the omegaverse,,

BUT IF THE LADYBUGS ARE IN IT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT??????????

because,, that isnt how reproduction in humans works,,? at all,,?

HOW DO WE KNOW FOR SURE JONATHAN

,, because human anatomy is totally different?

Says who, the government

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

what do ladybugs have to do with omegaverse,,?

because carlton asked me how ladybugs have kids when they’re all girls, then i said it was the bug omegaverse, and then we had this whole crisis about what if we are in the omegaverse

,, uhuh. correct me if i'm wrong, but I... don't think we're in the omegaverse,,

BUT IF THE LADYBUGS ARE IN IT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT??????????

because,, that isnt how reproduction in humans works,,? at all,,?

HOW DO WE KNOW FOR SURE JONATHAN

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

what do ladybugs have to do with omegaverse,,?

because carlton asked me how ladybugs have kids when they’re all girls, then i said it was the bug omegaverse, and then we had this whole crisis about what if we are in the omegaverse

,, uhuh. correct me if i'm wrong, but I... don't think we're in the omegaverse,,

BUT IF THE LADYBUGS ARE IN IT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT??????????

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

what do ladybugs have to do with omegaverse,,?

because carlton asked me how ladybugs have kids when they’re all girls, then i said it was the bug omegaverse, and then we had this whole crisis about what if we are in the omegaverse

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

I need you to take the test, please. It’s important.

I did. I'm a true alpha... whatever that means.

Oh my god. You’re an alpha- that’s-

Do I need to explain omegaverse lore to you?

... yes please?!

So there subgenders - alpha, beta, and omega.

Betas are the closest to humans

Alphas are dominate and have things called ruts (like animals), they’re basically the top of the food chain

And at the bottom is omegas - who are normally soft and submissive and tend to be treated like dirt, because they’re the bottom of the food chain

I would never treat you like dirt! :(

Awe, I know you wouldn’t

I can dominate you though :D in a very unserious manner, certainly. Go, grab me 12 pillows and a pair of cuddly socks.

,, why are we discussing omegaverse??

because of ladybugs duh

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

it’s for research

I got this! :D

verseless-max

I also got true alpha guys!!

occ/ I did what I think Max would have done! My answer is under

verseless-mike

Why are you all taking an omegaverse quiz?!

because of ladybugs duh

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-will willlll I need you to do somethinggggg

Uhhh ehhhh well.... what's this?

it’s for research

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA

In the omegaverse, everyone has a role to play, but first you gotta know which role is yours. Are you a true alpha, confident and cool? A ca

…. AUDREY HELP ME

YOURE SCREWED

you should convince will to take this

@verseless-carlton

I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE

Send me the link I’ll take it

WELL ATLEAST YOURE NOT AN OMEGA