[adiodont]

[theonion]

Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shirt, saying they’d do a threesome with a girl for their boyfriend’s birthday. “It’s a one-night-only thing, and we’ll both do stuff to him—nothing to each other,” reads the bright, graphic t-shirt in large rainbow block letters, the detailed rules of the encounter continuing in smaller letters onto the back, which Target representatives called “the perfect compromise to make everyone happy.”

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[woodlouseandbird]

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

[saintfelina]

[bedupolker]

house mice & deer mice

[devilcat3d]

my girlfriend was teaching me about communism and its basic principles cause i asked but she did it while laying in bed on her back with her leg curved in a way that made her ass and thigh look the coolest they've ever looked and now when i think of learning about communism im gonna picture my girlfriends voluptuous ass for the rest of time. god i need to fuck her she's so smart

[interestingimagery]

[252percent]

優しい歌声

[only-cat-memes]

[ubuyo]

[lettuceplus1]

dreams

[imstillalexcomic]

<3

[daydreamingbambilesbian]

I'mma be honest, I love the idea of being friends first before we date. Like, first day of meeting and it's like, alright, I could see us getting along great! Same values, same interests, we both like women, great, we've got a lot to bond over!

Then a few months later we're both like... fuck... I love her. You know, like a slow burn.

[pikagrrrl]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

ok i'll bite, what is Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Well imagine a movie that's an hour and a half of depicting trans women as subhuman sex obsessed freaks. And that is extremely popular with queer people. Forcing thousands of trans women worldwide to sit and watch as all their friends laugh at the biggest, cruelest "man in a dress" joke.

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

Oh and if trans women want to say "we'll this movie is kinda offensive-" everyone will call her a hysterical bitch. She's a buzzkill afterall. How could a queer movie be transphobic?

Meanwhile...

[era-miloserdiya]

[komsomolka]

'what if nazis won wwii' scenario already happened. it's called EU.

[komsomolka]

not even joking btw

[komsomolka]

fucking hell

[notthatdom]

Forget about fancy dates, i wanna flirt with you in kitchen while cooking for you

[femcarabiner]

REAL