allie

22, she/her, twitter: @treadswagster

[creepish]

People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

[comment-tube]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[goofstep]

if your anime wife came to the real world she wouldn't want you she would want me

[rosyish]

No but seriously as I’ve gotten older I realize more and more that although white gays do face certain levels of oppression they are still white people.....like does that make sense?

[rosyish]

Like yes a white lesbian has some form oppression against her but she’s still a white woman..... and the same thing for white gay men and white trans men and women like they’re still white !!!!!!

[rosyish]

Like I don’t mean this in a rude way but like if we’re going to be honest about the lgbtq community we should also talk about how the white people in said community oppress poc and it doesn’t change just because they’re in a minority group they’re still white people

And like personally I’ve seen that white lgbtq ppl hate when you bring up that their still white because they’ve separated themselves in their mind as being better but they’re still white!!!

[rosyish]

Hello white people should definitely be looking at this and reblogging it lmaooo

[piromantic]

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

[brucicle]

[whatafuckinfamilypicture]

[bunnyfood]

[shitshilarious]

meredith, how do i open a new tab

[pocketlarry]

[aymmichurros]

Tell me… what is it that men want?

This is for my partner @idiotic-sense and I’s 7th month anniversary 💕

[stopgivingthemthings-deactivate]

All I want for Christmas is:

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves

a fluffy oversized grey sweater

[opossummypossum]

[glumshoe]

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

[lilnasxvevo]

что, черт возьми?

[glumshoe]

я не знаю, что происходит. Я устал и использую онлайн-переводчиков для подделки поддельных русских подписей. Я боюсь, как быстро мои родители стареют.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Я не верю, что ваши предки быстро возрастут, если вы продолжаете смотреть на них. ибо время - это река, которая течет, как море, и не берет ни одного заключенного. доверяете ли вы тому, что говорят вам пальцы? освободить их

[drinkingcherrysyrup]

Наконец-то люди говорят на нормальном языке 

[narwhalsarefalling]

ах, другой, кто говорит на высшем языке! я рад вас встретить. я также боюсь, как быстро мои пальцы ног упадут и боятся за будущее моего младшего брата

[enlightenedrobot]

Я призываю древних демонов. и откладывать на поверхность земли. Истребите человеческие отходы, как те, которые у них есть; пировать их мозги, как поп-пироги прямо из сумки.

[glumshoe]

кто-нибудь в этой теме курил сорняк?

[bunnymoon-phase]

[duckduckngoose]

For the people who would like to know what’s going on

[cuddlebutt-kitty]

[mariopowertennis]

[cinemove]

[lolasteppereincarnate]

[punknursejoy]

@machamp your tags are perfect