Anxious

I will hyperfixate on the weirdest, dumbest, worst shit possible. that is a warning. (they/it)

[veryanxiousartist]

_/○°'.> <- its a rat

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[plasmalink]

genuinely awesome

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[wowwforever]

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

[thatliznt]

Doodling

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #14410

Tissue paber crinkely

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[zoey-mp3]

Seeing people calling the baby Eridians “pebbles” is so funny to me because all I can imagine is Rocky and Grace talking about random things humans do when they are bored and grace mentions that he used to throw pebbles in rivers or kick them down the street as he walked and Rocky being horrified at his statement.

[cannibalcaprine2]

bites you. fuckign bites you. bites you so har,d. SO hard. bites you so fucking hard (1 damage).

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[adventures-in-instant-ramen]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was blue from the waist down

[darkestbefourdawn1]

[digitalmyyth]

Part 2 where I put Grace in the dress

+ spin

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[map9810-blog]

[raeldazla]

Every time I have seen Hadestown - on stage or in the movie theater - people gasp when Orpheus turns around. I just love how it's so old and yet everyone is still always hoping that this time

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm going to go to sleep in my bed for 400 hours

[js-kota-ig77]

how many hours is that??

[i-am-a-fish]

four hundred