Everything But The Truth

"We all have two lives. The second begins when you realize you only have one." -Tom HIddleston

[ravenclawrev]

Started rereading The Kingkiller Chronicles, so wanted to post Kote/Kvothe

A Silence of three Parts, By Charlotte Kügler, I claim no rights to this.

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Sometimes I think about Abenthy wondering for years what happened to the little kid he used to tutor. And then some of the Stories start trickling in and he goes “oh shit, I screwed up.”

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[bchangart]

Been wanting to paint Severen from The Wise Man’s Fear/The Kingkiller Chronicle for a while.

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Introduction to Not Being A Stupid Jackass

Elodin: Today, we are reading our original poems. Kvothe, you’re first, because the first is always the worst. 

Kvothe: *sighs* “Poetry is dumb/There is no music/It lacks soul and grace/Poets should shut the fuck up.”

Elodin: Ugh. 

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Kkc Characters as Good Place Quotes

Thanks to @nocontextgoodplace XD

Kvothe:

Denna:

Bast:

Chronicler:

Devi:

Elodin:

Reader:

[theirnectarandambrosia-deactiva]

*gruncle Stan voice,* now this? This is beautiful

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Thank you kindly!!! 

[therandomnoise]

OMG!!! Elodin! This is perfect!

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I imagine Elodin’s classes being a special kind of hell, and this screencap is one of my worst nightmares tbh.

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I think we should all be glad that Kvothe has only 1% of the “I heard a rumor” power and not the full 100% that Allison possesses.

[oceanux]

these dumb, cute lil vikings will be the death of me, i swear

[loloftheday]

Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s

[hydro-homies]

I can relate

[themaskstaysonpls]

Now for a turian doodle, it pains me how crap I am at drawing some of my fave aliens so practice practice ;3;

[idek-anymore46]

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

[dino-spine]

[bleeply]

i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is

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an array of supremely unsexy happenings

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

a number of goings-on that just werent very cash money

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[juniqs-blog]

this changed my life

[gaydine-ross]

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

[okmeghana]

a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different

[stillhereunfortunately]

mlp roleplay [18+ only]

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

[bukkakenojutsu]

what

[stillhereunfortunately]

*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

[bukkakenojutsu]

dude are we talking horses

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