bootylicious

hi i'm andrea my talents include lip-syncing & being a freeloader

[part-time-soulmate]

i heard u were sad so here are a bunch of piping plover chicks

look at ‘em

look

at

these

lil

fluffballs

on stilts

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

whats this guy doin

[seltzer-deactivated20170116]

what guy

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

THIS guy

[trouserweasel]

he’s doin his best

[shermansky]

That scene in the shining where he breaks down the door but instead of jack nicholson its the doulingo owl

[opisayikes]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[catsi]

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

[catsi]

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[infinite-bag-of-boys]

A highly valid viewpoint: In this digital age, it’s so easy for the boundaries between fans and creators to erode… while this can be a good and fun thing, it’s also important that creators don’t feel obligated to put their whole lives on public display. They have a right to their priva—

Justin McElroy: HEY everyone just a reminder that my VASECTOMY is THIS THURSDAY

[birdiethebibliophile]

this is the same man who did not mention that he was having another baby until the day the baby was born

[alexander]

[mockwa]

Russian roads, only 30 sec

[vonisv]

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

[thathomestar]

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

[vvant-deactivated20230531]

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[lostwednesdays]

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

[strangehorse]

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

[lostwednesdays]

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

[strangehorse]

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[funnyjoke]

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