rat who is very proffesionall

im Eric.. yeahh im liike.. really professional... love my wiiife.. and business. idk my kids' names. !offical/gimmick account!

[veryproffesionallrat]

introductary post or something

yoo duude im Eric.

im a super proffesion profesion professionall guy. please hire me

im a man. so. he/him.

tags: im like reeally proffessionall just like my general tag? jobb apple like jobb applecations or jobb things

jobbs(do not ask how i keep up i do not):

@7-eleven-offical , @whyitschilificalofc , @deductivelogico-offical , @ball-offical ,

[nurse-offical]

oh how i do hate ice

[veryproffesionallrat]

boooo i.c.e. blehh

but uh love the crunchy frozen freezer water

can we call ice cubes 'crunchy frozen freezer water' now?

since the govt took the word from us

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[veryproffesionallrat]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

muehehehehehhhhh

perchance.

[veryproffesionallrat]

im so secret heh

[veryproffesionallrat]

it only took 2 minutes for someone to reblog me

maybe I amn't secret

[veryproffesionallrat]

im so secret heh

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[7-eleven-offical]

hihihii

uhhhh im part of the officalverse

i think you should include me

[7-eleven-offical]

Might be late for my 7-Eleven shift... the um... 'rats', the very, very large... rats.. are back outside my shop... I'm scared they'll eat through the back door again...

ahh, yeah rats happen sometimes

@veryproffesionallrat im sure you know some things abt this

[veryproffesionallrat]

huh sorry i accidentally ate a thing of gasoline oh uh those might be my kids idk

[veryproffesionallrat]

they should make an emoji about me.

a rat in a suit.

[veryproffesionallrat]

ooc// its funny stalking people on here because they dont even know its mee like wdym you cant tell?? im such a good actor ig lol. also like ts an alt so like i cant even join communities or else they'll find out

[veryproffesionallrat]

(ignore last ask I forgot to add my handle at the end)

do you wish to be hired at the circle factory

@ball-offical

i

i would be most HONNORED!

yes please

c i r c l e s

[ball-offical]

very well then.

welcome to the circle factory.

[veryproffesionallrat]

WOAAH YEAHH!!

[7-eleven-offical]

You guys want a milkshake and a rat?

@sheetz-offical

i..... guess so? why do you have a rat? is it, like, a wild rat? did you get this from the dumpsters? im so confused

[veryproffesionallrat]

wait is that my wife dude

duuude get her out of here

oh wait it is not

alright that is okay

[7-eleven-offical]

does she live in my dumpster.......?

[veryproffesionallrat]

i

i

i do not know sir 🐀

[7-eleven-offical]

i feel like you should know where your wife lives

[veryproffesionallrat]

IT HAS BEEN A WHILE

[7-eleven-offical]

are you even still married?

[veryproffesionallrat]

yes sir

well. i believe so

i would hope so, she IS using my money.

i mean for the kids and the house and whatnot. she does not go on shopping sprees do not frett she is not using me

we have like forty kids too so she does not have that kind of time.

[7-eleven-offical]

You guys want a milkshake and a rat?

@sheetz-offical

i..... guess so? why do you have a rat? is it, like, a wild rat? did you get this from the dumpsters? im so confused

[veryproffesionallrat]

wait is that my wife dude

duuude get her out of here

oh wait it is not

alright that is okay

[7-eleven-offical]

does she live in my dumpster.......?

[veryproffesionallrat]

i

i

i do not know sir 🐀

[7-eleven-offical]

i feel like you should know where your wife lives

[veryproffesionallrat]

IT HAS BEEN A WHILE

[7-eleven-offical]

You guys want a milkshake and a rat?

@sheetz-offical

i..... guess so? why do you have a rat? is it, like, a wild rat? did you get this from the dumpsters? im so confused

[veryproffesionallrat]

wait is that my wife dude

duuude get her out of here

oh wait it is not

alright that is okay

[7-eleven-offical]

does she live in my dumpster.......?

[veryproffesionallrat]

i

i

i do not know sir 🐀

[veryproffesionallrat]

shoutout to one of my bosses, bro's my only follower </3

@7-eleven-offical

[7-eleven-offical]

i am? oh noo employee :(

[veryproffesionallrat]

i hath rissen

i have five now

are not you proud

[7-eleven-offical]

You guys want a milkshake and a rat?

@sheetz-offical

i..... guess so? why do you have a rat? is it, like, a wild rat? did you get this from the dumpsters? im so confused

[veryproffesionallrat]

wait is that my wife dude

duuude get her out of here

oh wait it is not

alright that is okay

[veryproffesionallrat]

some people liked the last one so uh

need to visit my family

want some d r o o g s

have a beer...