[vesatoskala]

[goth-hockey]

Chicago Blackhawks as the “You can stop at five or six stores”

Patrick Kane - “Im not as desperate as I thought i was”

Jonathan Toews - “Hes inside the closet I had him stuffed”

Alex DeBrincat -  “I feel like a deer in the headlights of love”

Dylan Strome - “That always puts the fear of god in me”

John Hayden - “Honey you got a big storm coming”

Brandon Saad - “People say that time heals all wounds”

Connor Murphy - “I can see the statue of Liberty from here”

Duncan Keith - “Can I ask you kind of a weird question”

Brent Seabrook - “I cant stand it when she touches me”

Corey Crawford - “I dont need friends they disappoint me”

[vesatoskala]

my triumphant return to hockey tumblr

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Mya83Mya)

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

no one post any Caillou spoilers ,im only on season 4and i will bust a butt if SONEONE spoils the ending fr me

[craigzlist]

hes bald

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

Youre going to rue this day…

[chuckecheeses]

he doesnt have much time left

[babelady]

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

[winduppup]

[770rd]

[heartshapedmoodring]

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

astrology says my pussy is tight

[lettuceslice]

[coast-trash]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

What if one punch man used 2 fists for a double punch

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

His names not two punch man you shit idiot fucking fool

[jimmyoffthehook-deactivated2017]

[hoseoqe]

yall tinashe deadass liked this im livingg rn 

[mothurs]

i have no idea what she’s saying but #mood

[termites-archive-deactivated201]

(Something along the lines of) Person A: gasp! Person B: ? Person A: your bra strap is showing Person B: [I don’t give a fuck bitch starts playing]

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

[therandomninjakitty]