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@goth-hockey
this is how every sports journalist should tweet
can anyone help my friend connor bedard. please
i think what pisses me off the most about this trade is it still leaves connor floundering by himself meanwhile the sharks seem to be doing their best to build around mack. and when mack understandably outscores connor again this year, and maybe makes the playoffs, the comparisons will continue and everyone will keep calling connor a bust and it's so unfair to him
"First of all, Patrick Kane, who came in with me as a rookie" (x)
they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it
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sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too
ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about
“carter hart appears to be in tears”
love that they had literally thousands of photos to choose from and some designer carefully chose the one where he looks like he's in the process of being martyred. painfully.
people talking about tz on twitter: erm... trevor zegras is kinda problematic :/ unfollow if u stan
people talking about tz on tumblr: trevor is a beautiful weaselgirl and we need to gently stroke her pelt
people talking about tz on reddit: Do you think Zegras and Drysdale have softly kissed under the moonlight? Haha.
people talking about tz in the youtube comments section: Zegras will lead the great nation of philadelphia to victory using her powerful Greek mustache
people talking about tz in instagram comments: anaheim ducks gif from 3 years ago
happy pride month
my friend steve dangle
Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"
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baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success