The silliest of goobers

:3

[vesperthealchemist]

Hallo!

I never really did an intro post so I’m doing one now, I know it’s late but who cares.

I am vesper, your local batfolk alchemist

I like a lot of stuff, and am in a lot of fandoms, so it’s hard to put them down here.

I can say that at the time of this post going out I am really into deltarune (chapters 3 & 4 (Mr. Tenna is awesome))

I am a furry, I am enby, I am asexual, and I like men

:3

[vesperthealchemist]

lol, the second this was posted 2 guys responded to me, an FYI, I don’t do commissions, I will take some requests, but pls don’t ask for commissions… actually maybe one day I will, but not right now.

[despazito]

[vesperthealchemist]

[threedollarsdotcom]

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

[vesperthealchemist]

Sh experience this tragic irony for me!

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[no-one-offical]

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[redmarge]

Red Marge

[vesperthealchemist]

This wreck post is a train

[angelicguy]

my wife just screamed at me for using too much shampoo and forced me into my husband hole. whattaya gonna do?

[8675309yea]

What is a husband hole

[angelicguy]

kind of like a hubby cubby

[p1usultra]

what is a hubby cubby

[angelicguy]

kind of like a husband hole

[vesperthealchemist]

[mentalhellonline]

[were--ralph]

???

[vesperthealchemist]

This is an!….. emu

[tumblr]

[mossymycelium]

wh

What the fuck does this mean

[a-wild-dragon]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Two more hours, it looms.

[a-wild-dragon]

Wow I know I did the summoning ritual but I wasn’t expecting it to work

[ominous-signs]

Sometimes it also works twice!

[vesperthealchemist]

Fuck theres one hour left •.•’

[tumblr]

[mossymycelium]

wh

What the fuck does this mean

[a-wild-dragon]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Two more hours, it looms.

[a-wild-dragon]

Wow I know I did the summoning ritual but I wasn’t expecting it to work

[ominous-signs]

Sometimes it also works twice!

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[gallamy]

Now what the fuck is this picture

[vesperthealchemist]

Fucking sick that’s what it is

[gallamy]

Now what the fuck is this picture

[thepalegreendresswithnooneinside]

A while ago my partner and I were feeling frustrated with his co worker, Kelly. To cope with my frustration I made memes. Today, I share some of them with you. Enjoy

[vesperthealchemist]

You know what, fuck yes

Go my random coworker Beef

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[vesperthealchemist]