considerate asshole

ty ♡ they/them (27)

[lilsammy89]

Self love? Selfcest?? Both???

[mevil]

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[daysleftofsecondterm]

962 days left

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[adderalltheblue]

I'm brewing a potion.

I got eye of newt, and wool of bat...

Now, all I need is updog.

[silkangelkisses]

[thelupuslady]

True.

[asphodelis]

my favorite girl!!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[chilewithcarnage]

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

[whateveritisisfine]

“Don't try to be anyone else, cutie. The world is only interesting because you're in it.”

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[fae-they]

so are we keeping our glasses on or off during sex

glasses on or off during sex

on

off

i do not wear glasses (u better rb this)

Voting ended onJun 6