Burn, baby, burn.

Vex / Literal vampire. Sometimes the stupidity of people is just too strong it makes me cry very girlishly. pchum: gallantTrekker m!a: none.

[autophobix]

alright cool! i’ll see u then. ouo

need my coords?

[vexathious]

Ofc, how would i know where to go without your coords.

[autophobix]

oh alright!! i would say today but its a bit late and my brother is over with his stupid 4/20 plans lmao

and oh wow what meanies :(

[vexathious]

Tomorrow then maybe? The tourists wont come until like wednesday.

[boyvore-deactivated20150226]

ye

where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via cumfort)

[autophobix]

:*

want me 2 come over to ur place sometime? or u come visit me??? :o

[vexathious]

Id rather visit you, to be honest, my island is kind of a mess right now. The tourists came just a few days ago and i havent gotten to cleaning up the mess they made around the island.

I s2g they cant even read theres literally signs everywhere saying 'do not litter'.

[autophobix]

thanks omg…….

[vexathious]

B* Smooch.

[vexathious]

Im going to play rule of rose because it seems cool.

[autophobix]

oh man im sorry vex :((

but ahhh„, nooo. dont call me babe i don’t deserve that.

[vexathious]

Its okay rory, its okay.

Geez after all this time you still dont think you deserve being called something nice, but let me tell you this; you deserve every little compliment people give you and basically you also deserve everything nice. Got that? Good.

[cali-katt]

Social justice warriors

[autophobix]

where did u go omfg 

worrying me like that

[vexathious]

Things have happened and i had to maintain my business on my island alone, dirk left and he isnt coming back so!! Im now officially the only runner of casino paraiso.

Im sorry if i worried you! At least im back, right? Howve you been babe.

[juiceesaft]

Cop: haha spell attic

Me: A-T-T-I-C

Cop: haha its funny cause you wont be seeing any titties

Cop: you’re going to fucking jail

[snoeflaeke]

[vexathious]

!!! Hi rory.

[anerifaerie-deactivated20220204]

Does anyone else find it kind of heartbreaking that the epilogue of Harry Potter takes place in 3 years? As of September 2016, we’ll have passed the entire timeline of Harry Potter…

[fredweasley]

#the fandom that will have 4 official endings and will still not be over it

[thundrstruk]

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

[vexathious]

Tags a few people on this post so they know im back.

[vexathious]

Im going to make all the goddamn text posts i think of so theres an indication VEX ENGLISH IS BACK!!!!

[vexathious]

I came back just because of my theme.