Spaced Out

••~*~•• 𝖧𝗂, 𝖨’𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌, 𝖡𝖾𝖼𝗑, 𝖵𝗈𝗅𝗍 𝗈𝗋 𝖯𝗒𝗍𝗁𝖺! 𝖨’𝗆 𝖺 𝟤𝟣 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖺𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋! 𝖲𝗁𝖾/𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖨 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗇 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌! ✨𝖲𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗍𝗌/𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗃𝖺𝗓𝗓 ✨ `*:;,．★ ⌒ ☆・:.,;* 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛, 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑.

[vexxvolt]

Most boho people talking about ideal date ideas: I wanna go camping and have a fire and make love under the stars.

My boho best friend: I wanna go camping and have a fire and make... stew on the fire!

[candyredterezii]

yeah, I’m an art student. *slurps up acrylic paint out of it’s tube like it’s go-gurt.*

[candyredterezii]

[vexxvolt]

I haven’t done any art in a while so here, some simi-recent little things I’ve done. I kinda miss quick art and need to get back into it.

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

[frolicking-cat]

Iconic post

[themoss-deactivated20210919]

LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME

I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

This is legendary

[ghalind]

“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”

“George, did you forget your coffee?”

[valtsv]

no, YOU live in a society. i live in a state of constant confusion.

[theseoceanicdays]

iconic things ryan bergara has said: 

if you want to dance with the devil, you gotta live with it when he sets you on fire 

we’re not gonna pee on your legs and tell you it’s raining out there

pull the saddle over your eyes 

if you had told me you were a wax figure, i would have believed you 

[i haven’t even had the chance to] do lsd

“is he dead?” and the answer was yes 

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason “damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp” and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[rozunderpressure]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

covid has affected my brain so when I watch movies I get nervous when they just walk into crowded places without masks bc it seems wrong

[dankmemes]

“So you ask why we read books, watch movies and create art? You know, people like to feel something. It reminds them they are still alive.”

— Kate Whiteman

[vexxvolt]

Friend: are you drinking alcohol?

Me, a 21 year old: no, iss apple juice.

[vexxvolt]

“Let me speak to you’re manager” to aliens is just “take me to you’re leader.”

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[vexxvolt]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Go check out my second storylines little skits here! Updating a picture of these angsty angels here in a bit.

[vexxvolt]

My LGBT+ story for today

My mom has always had a tough time understanding I’m bisexual until I brought a girl I was dating home for the first time and she really liked her.

My family and I were looking for a house and my mom was freaking because she “didn’t have enough room for the dining table to fit” and she said “well its a probem, because one day when you’re sister has a husband and you have a husband or wife, you all will need a place to sit when we have family gatherings.”

And I’m still losing my shit in bliss. 😊💜

[vexxvolt]

New Horizons // A Tale of Homes

Tehto is done!

“Though lesbian space babe”

And

“Don’t disrespect me, I’m a space general” trope.

[vexxvolt]

New Horizons // A Tale of Homes

Type 1 Droid design - finished!

Please don’t repost art without my premision! Thank you! <3