She's one of them homosexuals

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[batavias]

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

[gettingscrazy]

AMANDA SEYFRIED as NEEDY JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[inadvertently-biblical]

PARKS AND RECREATION - 3.11

[crazysodomite]

[harrold-the-magicalgirl]

How the fuck am I supposed to explain to people outside of Tumblr that this is funny?

[dailycatsblog]

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[flying-potato2]

"the world isn't kind" we are the world. lets make it kind.

[melancholytimes]

[attackjester]

how it genuinely feels to have someone who agrees with your somewhat niche stances on a character

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[aceofpans]

i dont care about FASHION i dont follow TRENDS, i dont build OUTFITS, i wear clothes i LIKE and if it looks shit i KILL MYSELF

[misophonie]

when a beverage's container says please shake well you know i'm fully jerking that shit off like it's the first sleepover after 3 years long distance

[hoziernatural]

i got that dog in me

[kylieminvogue]

"SUPERGIRL" 2026, dir. Craig Gillespie

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]

[fandoms-run-my-life]