Via The Dingus

Starting over

[via-the-dingus]

[ochibrochi]

[x]

[deejay]

Source

[fuckecheeses]

The SJWs have cut holes in all my spoons. How will I eat soup now

[sixpenceee]

Japanese Anti-Smoking/Drinking Ad

[vicious-muffins]

Is this also an anti eating ad

[sixpenceee]

True! Missed that.

[1010ll]

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

[mesopelagic]

holy shit i have the best idea

[mesopelagic]

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

[mesopelagic]

thats not what happened though :•(

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m dying because I once made a similar mistake assuming I could finely chop an onion way faster with a cheese grater

[wishmaker-2]

[cucumber]

me taking a selfie

[mysharona1987]

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

old: calling the poster of a post “op” 

gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance

[relishboi]

bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.

[sekusekusekuseku-deactivated201]

mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

cold: ice cream

[hastie]

Sold: for 50 dollars to the man on the third row

[snoopingasusualisee]

gold:

[vodcar]

morrison ↓

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

morrison ↑

[niggasandcomputers]

it really be your own stupid ass

[dxrissa]

It’s always my own stupid ass.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[walterbuller]

my biggest dream is to calm down

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

[defectivealtruist]