Living In My Dreams

[pettycentral]

[seinfeldworld]

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[internetbt]

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[genterie]

by Sarah Bahbah

[burningdisarm]

hot take: be nice to people

[burningdisarm]

hotter take: people includes yourself

[thebootydiaries]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[danisontnonfire]

How often do it be like that

[florial]

[holymolygod]

[004d00]

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[theforbiddentenet]

Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good

[swarnpert]

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[driflloon]

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

[aidashakur]

I’m an overthinker so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one.