YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

[the-boy-tm]

Reblog if you should have known you were gay earlier due to your constant obsession with female actresses/youtubers you “just wanted to be like”

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

[awwhawkeye]

Leonard Snart aka Captain Cold + Tumblr Text Posts

(For the whole Legends editions: The Disaster Crew) (Ships Edition) (Ray Palmer Edition) (Sara Lance Edition) (Mick Rory Edition) (Rip Hunter Edition)

[elmosw0rld-deactivated20200122]

Are you guys ever just laying in your bed when you get attacked by a level 99 depression attack out of nowhere? Bcs, same

[tyleroakley]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[sggxv]

I started this tumblr when I was 15 and ready to kill myself and now at 21 I’ve finally got some followers

[thatsthat24]

The Strange World of Allergy Commercials 👃

[apocaplypticprince-deactivated2]

Fun Fact: Wasp spray is much more effective than pepper spray or mace and the creep that you spray will literally have to go to the hospital, unlike pepper spray that wears off. It stings more and literally it’s much cheaper and more accessible. I have a can in my car and I’ve never had to use it (thank god) but it doesn’t expire, all you have to do is give it a shake like once in a while, unlike mace or pepper spray. A bunch of girls at my college have a can, and my campus police officer swears by it. Just putting that out there because hey, you never know. Stay safe y'all 🌸

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[onlytwitterpics]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weird

[thistherapylife]

It’s me

[sebastiansin-221b]

I fucking screamed

[darkislovelyyyy]

[with-practice]

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

[c-bassmeow]

This is so funny I’m going to pee

[evilkid]

[beeflover1]

i dunt want to explode.

[death2sugar-deactivated20190527]

I dun wanna explode either my dude

[hoodiiecrowz]

XD

[altonbrown]

Sometimes I get concerned for him.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

@altonbrown are you aware of how dangerous and well-trained he actually is? Alton Brown is a competition-level shooter with a large arsenal of rather expensive weapons, as well as a motorcycle and apparently a pilot’s license. 

If he really wanted to assassinate someone, he could fly to a foreign country by himself and pose as a local chef before eliminating the target.

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I would pay to watch a movie of Alton Brown as a secret agent who uses a mixture of his culinary and scientific knowledge as well as firearms to eliminate evil people.

[rifleweeb]

THIS SUMMER

ALTON BROWN IS…

THE IRON SIGHT CHEF

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

[jacobtheloofah]

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf

[sggxv]

i feel this song is true and yet i still believe in Shia’s ability to make me feel better and throw rocks at me

[fkclou]

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

[lifesuggestions]

DO IT!!!!

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

[fieldbears]

What more of an endorsement could you hope for