:)

cigar enthusiast, nihlist come on, you know who i am

[vicioussonofabitch]

Ground rules:

ask whatcha like, you might not like the answer, but, this blog is not a democracy, I ain't answerin' what I don't want to

this is public. keep it classy, you freaks

I'm a busy man, keep it to the point

and that's about it, I suppose.

OOC:

my mainblog is @kafkaesque-phoenix

basic dni

I'm fine with suggestive asks, but like within reason. Eddie is a very explicit character, so on a certain level it comes with the territory. but like, don't be a total freak about it.

Eddie, at the end of the day, is a plot device that is supposed to show why his particular brand of fascism is bad. His ass is not reflective of my actual views. I just find him to be an interesting little creature full of self pity and goo.

obviously, you ask shit, it'll be in character. and I personally think that eddie would be a helluva unreliable narrator on certain things

timeline wise: post nam, pre karnak

I'll do my best to keep canon compliant, I obvs have headcanons

[vicioussonofabitch]

Whats the average daily routine look like for Mr. Comedian? Like when you wake up, what/when you eat, etc. etc.

P.S. big fan. Sure you get that a lot though.

I wake up early, most of the time. I don’t eat breakfast. When I'm not on the job I usually just stay in. I order out a lot. I don't really get a whole lot of downtime... I think a whole lot when I do.

[vicioussonofabitch]

Happy Pride Month Comedian

I know the rep us costumed adventurers get, but I cannot stress this enough, I don’t swing like that.

[vicioussonofabitch]

Comedian, how are you doing?

Bad. leave me alone, bird boy

[vicioussonofabitch]

You gotta lay low for a while

I don’t do “laying low”

[vicioussonofabitch]

How much experience of fighting do you have?

Well I’ve been doing this masked adventurer schtick since I was 16. So, a lot.

[vicioussonofabitch]

𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓄿𓂋𓅂 𓈖𓅂𓇨𓏏

Real mature, Ozzie

[vicioussonofabitch]

Sleep well.

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I don’t.

[quid-pr0-qu0]

5/14/2026

Comedian receives real questions. I receive idiotic gibberish. Duly noted.

[vicioussonofabitch]

Sucks to suck, red

[vicioussonofabitch]

I bet I could take you in a fight

I bet I have at least 40 years of experience winning fights on you. You're welcome to try, but you probably won't leave with all your teeth, kid.

[vicioussonofabitch]

It's true that you actually kill Hooded Justice just like Hollis said in his book?

A) why would I ever admit to that? B) the asshole was a nazi an' I can assure you that only one person ever missed him

[vicioussonofabitch]

Ohh my god Mr. Comedian! Glad to see you around! I was wondering what do you think of Dr. Manhattan. I know you and Jon were both in Vietnam back then. Is there anything interesting that you could share?

I’m not too fond of the Doctor for personal reasons. Somethin’ interesting though? He’s not all that the media paints him to be. The government treats him as a nuclear deterrent, but the “man’s” a flake. I don’t think he would stop anything if given the choice.

[vicioussonofabitch]

Will you ever reveal what actually happened between you and Sally Jupiter?

I haven't talked with Sal in quite a while, but last time I did, we came to an understanding that she does not like to drudge up the past. As far as I'll say, it's been resolved for quite a while.

[vicioussonofabitch]

Hello Mr Comedian! I was wondering where you went to in WW2 when you served :) if you would like to share of course

I served a tour in Japan. But I mostly worked with the OSS and Army Intelligence

[vicioussonofabitch]

Do you believe in Watergate Mr. Comedian?

What Watergate scandal? :)

[vicioussonofabitch]

Hi Mr Comedian, am I right to think you'd like Frank Sinatra?

You'd be right. Sinatra, Cash, Presley, and on occasion Lehrer are my go-tos

[vicioussonofabitch]

How do you feel about that Rorschach guy?

Rorschach? I've only met the man a couple times, but he's been a nutjob since '75 at least. Real serious about justice, an' truth. Personally I think he's some kinda closet-case or somethin'.