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wheeloffortunefortunes

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

official-lucifers-child

thank you

teaboot

Three bears went through my trash

lulz-time

When parents think you’re the only teenager who wastes their summer on the internet

scoobycore

god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!

sassystarlightcollection-deacti

Oooooh myyyy Gooooood.

Paramount not only listened, they even delayed the movie’s release and gave the VFX artists the time to remodel Sonic’s design to meet the specs of the game (and fans). The glo’ up is incredible, really!

femaleshits

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sarahsaharasaurus

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

snakebitcat

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

greelin

10knotes

I am always justified in bringing this back

brittany

🍂🕸🎃☠🍁👻

malalaweacom

sherlock-is-ace

groovy-mushroom

I feel like I’m having a stroke

botanyshitposts

So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)

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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by

sumikatt

submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩

op, their classmates, and their botany professor:

zackkaroni

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.