Esperanza

I'm Espie, a native American lesbian living in the Mojave deserts of L.A., I'm a delivery girl, this is my blog. I love my community. 💗 28, She/They, Taurus

[soapsquare]

[maimndevour]

[babushkaat]

let’s hang on mama (of another species)

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[esperanzawave]

Lowkey this is a good solution bc you're cauterizing it to stop from bleeding out.

[yuriwinged]

sometimes i get a real strong craving for a good chewy doughy bread and in that moment i feel connected to my ancestors, i understand my purpose.

[yuriwinged]

i was put on this earth to be the primary predator for wheat

[despazito]

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[dozydawn]

[caitlikescoffee]

[the-acid-pear]

[jennserr]

[oneheadtoanother]

[chainymail]

I know people clown the erect codpiece in plate armor but . personally. Sitting on a knight’s lap and grinding on this would uhhhhh

[esperanzawave]

it would be pretty at a red carpet event on me

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[yuriwinged]

delivered in discreet packaging (my ass)

[beemovieerotica]

[shailion]

has your gender ever been affirmed by a animal that hates/loves your gender?

yes multiple times

yes

yes before i even realised i was trans

i haven't met a animal like that

Voting ended onMay 10, 2025

Honestly i just remembered this tweet and wanted more funny stories

[everythingfox]

Sound up

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting

[esperanzawave]

This is what vases were made for, I'm convinced.

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]