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#tfw ur boy tries to operate on himself in a bathtub #☤ [ & H O U S E.#surgery cw

ncrma || starter call.

–––– – ‘ I’M TRYING

very hard NOT to judge you. ’

#ncrma #☤ [ & V; U N D E T E R M I N E D.#☤ [ & I C.#☤ [ & O N E L I N E R S.

sickassjigsaw || starter call.

–––– – ‘ DO I GET

BONUS POINTS if i act like i CARE ?? ’

#sickassjigsaw #☤ [ & V; U N D E T E R M I N E D.#☤ [ & I C.#☤ [ & O N E L I N E R S.

starcrossxd || starter call.

–––– – ‘ WHY IS IT THAT

every time you COMPLIMENT me, it sounds like an ACCUSATION ?? ‘

#starcrossxd #☤ [ & V; U N D E T E R M I N E D.#☤ [ & I C.#☤ [ & O N E L I N E R S.

like this for a short little starter !!

#( ngl it'll be a fairly generic one liner but i kinda want to do things over here rn ?? )#☤ [ & S T A R T E R C A L L.

vicodiine-blog

call me MISTER BENZEDRINE but don’t let the DOCTOR in i wanna blow off STEAM

independent && selective doctor gregory HOUSE

#( fun date ideas: rebloggin my promo #but srsly i'm actually gonna do some stuff on here tonite !!!! )#☤ [ & S E L F P R O M O.

Me in Prision

Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

Me: *gets jumped*

#( I SWEA R TO GOD .)#☤ [ & H O U S E I S M S.

philosophy-pop

#☤ [ & H O U S E.

angiespeggy-deactivated20150731

list of trash aus i need immediately (send me “trash au” and i’ll use a random generator to decide which starter to write for you)

“hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au

“we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not” au

“im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask” au

“we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???” au

“im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au

“i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au

“we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know” au

"im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit" au

“its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes” au

“i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party” au

#☤ [ & M E M E S.

capabiliityarchive-blog

ahs: murder house sentence starters

❜ the light is different out here. it’s softer. ❜

❜ so we’re the addams family now. ❜

❜ that girl is a monster. ❜

❜ jesus h. christ. ❜

❜ can i ask you a personal question? ❜

❜ don’t make me kill you again. ❜

❜ is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child… or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken? ❜

❜ i’m trying very hard not to judge you. ❜

❜ but i was never unfaithful. ❜

❜ i’m not usually much of a cupcake girl myself… ❜

❜ i’d kill to live in this house, regardless of the history! ❜

❜ i don’t want to be here anymore! ❜

❜ try to find some dignity in the situation. ❜

❜ every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, i suddenly remember. you made this mess for yourself. ❜

❜ i’m not naive to the ways of men. ❜

❜ you say we were victims of something bad there. i say that’s the place where we survived. ❜

❜ i am trying here! ❜

❜ everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. most people aren’t. ❜

❜ i think you should just leave. ❜

❜ the one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose. ❜

❜ you hear me? i will kill you. ❜

❜ screw high school. that’s… it’s just a blip in your timeline. don’t get stuck there. ❜

❜ we need the money. ❜

❜ i’m finding it really hard to look at your face. cause i really, really, really want to bash it in. ❜

❜ but i’m not going to be your friend. i will merely tolerate you. ❜

❜ why are you bullshitting me?!? ❜

❜ sometimes shit just happens. ❜

❜ the dead can hold a grudge better than most scorpios. ❜

❜ fags have such a great eye for detail, don’t they? ❜

❜ i’m going to have a little glass of this chardonnay. ❜

❜ as you can see, this room belongs to a sad, depressed teenager. ❜

❜ why are you being such an asshole? ❜

❜ this turns you on. i know it does. ❜

❜ depressing sex is even more depressing when you try so hard. ❜

❜ did it hurt? the first time usually does. ❜

❜ they’re just trying to scare you. ❜

❜ i’m open to suggestions. ❜

❜ i think i have mommy issues. you know a good therapist? ❜

❜ you’re kidding me. i thought you said you hated her. ❜

❜ i have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things. ❜

❜ as big as this place is, it does get very lonely. ❜

❜ watch it, you goddamned queen! ❜

❜ what are you gonna do? murder me? ❜

❜ we’ll make excellent parents. ❜

❜ seriously, though, are you ready for all this? i mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type. ❜

❜ he’s the most beautiful baby i’ve ever seen. ❜

❜ from blood and pain come perfection. ❜

❜ my mom is dead. ❜

❜ why would i do that? ❜

❜ i used to think you were like me. ❜

❜ you are the darkness. ❜

❜ you are the only light i’ve ever known. ❜

❜ you have to pay for what you did! all the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrows. ❜

❜ i can’t be with you, i won’t be with you. ❜

❜ go away! ❜

❜ are you sure you want to be alone? they say this house is haunted. ❜

❜ you’re kind of twisted, aren’t you? ❜

❜ you’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar. ❜

❜ ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things. ❜

❜ but… my dreams became nightmares. ❜

#( ahs : )#☤ [ & M E M E S.

boxedwine96

I was not a lovable child, and I’d grown into a deeply unlovable adult. Draw a picture of my soul, and it’d be a scribble with fangs.

Dark Places, Gillian Flynn (via marpesias)

#☤ [ & H O U S E I S M S.

jadesnap

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And hey, you, don’t you think it’s kinda cute that I died right inside your arms tonight? That I’m fine, even after I have died, because it was in your arms I died.

#☤ [ & T U N E S.

nikolastr

#bluespace #☤ [ & I N T E R E S T S.

scottiish

guarneretoye:

consider these:

there’s a long ass train and we’ve been waiting for it to pass for twenty minutes and you’re leaning out of the window of your car yelling at it so i’ll make some polite conversation au

i’m somewhere past drunk and decidedly lost and you’re a kindly local on a nighttime outing au

i ran away from home and knocked on the wrong door but you want to take me in anyway au

waiting in a holding cell together for our friends to bail us out and you’re unexpectedly cool au

are they staring at me or staring into the space around me i can’t tell and it’s intimidating au

i come here when i want to be alone and i didn’t think anyone knew about it so where the hell did you come from au

met you at a bar but it turns out you’re a soldier and you’re getting shipped into combat tomorrow au

gave a running hug to the wrong person at the airport and knocked you to the ground au

i’m a government worker and i had to seduce you for a case but i’m starting to like you legitimately au

you came to look at the puppies i have for sale and you’re so into it that i can’t help but kneel down and help you assess them au

walking between my s.o and you and i grabbed the wrong damn hand au

called the wrong number and confessed my love to you in a sappy way before you could get a word in au

we were studying across from each other in the library not acknowledging each other for hours and you passed out and fell onto my book so i’m screwed au

#( ALLL OF THESE ARE GOLDEN HOLLER @ ME IF Y Ou WAnT )#☤ [ & W I S H L I S T.