Victoria Nachos

Writer. Dater. Masturbator. Stop ruining my jokes by believing the self-deprecation. I am far greater than your boner will ever know. IG: @VictoriaNachos

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DATING WHILE FAT

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Dating While Fat | Victoria Nachos | Substack

Essays From A Fat Girl Just Trying To Live Her Life (orgasms, fat liberation, dating stories that range from wacky to devastating, and all t

DATING WHILE FAT

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Allies don't need to say they're allies

Nice guys don't need to say they're nice guys

Good people don't need to say they're good people

Your actions, not your sales pitch, tell the world who you are

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Here’s some thoughts and advice and whatever idk modern dating is a nightmare, young men moving to the right is a plague but I’m here for them getting robot girlfriends and leaving us alone but also if AI is a climate disaster waiting to happen what does making the robots do honestly I just want to eat charcuteries with women in ski lodges and soak in a hot tub is that decentring men? Love yall and take care of yourself right now more than ever 🩷

Part two

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Here’s some thoughts and advice and whatever idk modern dating is a nightmare, young men moving to the right is a plague but I’m here for them getting robot girlfriends and leaving us alone but also if AI is a climate disaster waiting to happen what does making the robots do honestly I just want to eat charcuteries with women in ski lodges and soak in a hot tub is that decentring men? Love yall and take care of yourself right now more than ever 🩷

Part one

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Women deserve to cum from casual sex.

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THOTS 2

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THOTS

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When you justify your body, you’re co-signing on the idea that bodies need justification. Don’t waste your time feeling ashamed for all the times you’ve done it (I’m pregnant not fat, I’m fat but l’m healthy, I’m this because that, etc.) just start today and do your best going forward. You deserve kindness and respect and decency regardless of your appearance.

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Maybe in 2025 we could stop idolizing the way other women look and instead idolize who other women are.

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Last night I went for a walk and ran into a girl I went to high school with.

I hate how quickly I told the truth, how words always just spew forth from my mouth.

Chronic candour; a pathological predisposition for honesty.

Did she need to know why I’m back in town?

Was there any surprise on her face?

I wrote a book once. I’ve written two actually.

Did I tell her that?

I probably should’ve told her that, if anything.

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When they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, what they mean is there used to be plenty of fish in the scene but now we have floating garbage islands, beaches covered in fast fashion, and sludge and disease runoff from salmon farming 🤢🤢🤢 bon appetit!

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I don’t know how to get men to ask questions on the apps, but these ⬆️ are things I know for sure.