dat (b)ass

Meghan, 22, Pisces, INTJ, working my ass off everyday to provide for my babies Biscuit and Sherlock

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

[pure]

For the first time in its 127 year history, the APA has finally admitted misogyny is a serious issue in the psychological realm of individuals. They definitely didn’t know this when they deemed hysteria a valid diagnosis in the DSM until the 1980′s. They definitely didn’t know this when homosexuality was deemed a mental illness in the DSM until the 1970′s. After women have been lobotomized and died because of the APA, I guess we can congratulate them now! Baby steps!

[pure]

They don’t even admit that they’ve significantly contributed to the mess they’re now addressing. They really think they’re doing some kind of social good instead of taking responsibility for their crimes don’t they.

[pati79]

Oh look.

The APA is a thing that has something to do with phychology! 

I thought it was the name of the format

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

Booty shorts that say “essential npc” across the ass

[cwunch]

[moosefeels]

apprentice and master baker makin biscuits

[femcassidy]

surgeries except theyre recorded like patch notes

[femcassidy]

Uterine lining will no longer spawn outside uterus or clip into organs.

[aidashakur]

[meowsapow]

Same energy

[catsbeaversandducks]

View this post on Instagram

“Meow!”

Video by I_am_puma

[ijustreallylovedaredevil]

WHEN HE GRABS HIS FOOT REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[pepsirosie]

#worth noting #this puma is a rescue & due to previous neglect cannot be released #he has a lot of health problems due to the neglect and is severely undersized #as such he is kept in a home environment and closely monitored #he is also Very Cute

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

Had to reblog a version with this info. Good to enjoy folks.

[swampbreath420-deactivated20220]

blink-182

[we-love-a-bop]

Panic! At the Disco // I Write Sins Not Tragedies but the lyrics are whatever pops into Brendon’s head

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Analysis: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/29/president-trump-tweets-nonsensical-figures-illegal-immigration/?utm_term=.cfcdb86ebcab

LMAOOOOOO

he’s showing us he can do this shit outright and get away with it

[b-b-e-e-s]

[cursedcatimages]

[smooththegoofyshark]

OP.. CHANGE YOUR URL OP

[hello-copter]

Sound. On.

[cockyhorror]

Sound is far more imperative than you ever imagined

[jesseengland]

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

[twistrambles]

I will forever consider this one of the coolest but oddly creepiest things.

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[we-are-rogue]

Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq - I’ve No More Fucks To Give

I’ve tried, tried, tried and I’ve tried even more I’ve cried, cried, cried and I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled and begged in hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping but there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt

I strive, strive, strive to get everything done I’ve played by all the rules but I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed, I’ve laughed, alas to no avail I’ve run ‘round like a moron to unequivocally fail

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, but they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off, they’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane They’ve come back ‘round and passed me while they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects but my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building and I don’t know where they went!

I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!

[merrrpppp]

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.