“No no no no WAIT!”
He saw her coming long before she impacted, but the fact that he was caught with his pants down - literally - made it hard for him to actually dodge her in any way. So she hits him, and thanks to his feet stuck in his pants, he falls back - onto his bed. With her on top of him, go figure.
“WHAT?!”
Realistically, she doesn’t care. At all. She’s seen him naked a lot of times. And she’s his roommate -- this is nothing new. Or, at least, it shouldn’t be. If he’s got a problem then it’s his own, because Lydia gives no fucks right now. She’s too happy, too buzzed, and rather comfortable on top of him now that she thinks about it.
“Nahnahnahnahnah. You gotta guess. Guess GUESS GUESS GUESS.”










