more stranger things things that piss me off to no end
• why can max suddenly see again?? what was the point of blinding her in s4??
• how the fuck did karen lug her mauled body out of bed, carry that heavy canister, find a lift and find the room they were all hiding in, put the canister in the washing machine and turn it on, then beat a retreat fast enough not to get noticed by the demos — all in time to miraculously save the group??
• why the fuck is karen suddenly able to speak again?
• how did the demos not immediately find them all considering lucas was blasting out kate bush?
• why the fuck is everyone calling them ‘demos’ all of a sudden?
• why does karen suddenly know absolutely nothing about anything when she was actually involved to a certain extent in s1?
• again, am i expected to believe joyce wakes up each morning and takes the time to apply eyeliner?
• is derek’s family still tied up in the barn?
• jancy breakup was their most romantic scene in like 3 seasons
• wtf even was the goo stuff that miraculously stopped and solidified as soon as jancy stopped “breaking up”
• hopper is a tad too quick for comfort to say he won’t hesitate to kill kali. like, mate that is a highly traumatised recently rescued child, put your fucking gun away and go back to playing with your dynamite
• will coming out like that. to everyone. for some fucking reason.
• will being forced to come out at all when he clearly wasn’t ready or properly willing to
• holly miraculously tripping and finding a crevasse precisely over hawkins lab where everyone else was. wow what are the chances?
• why the fuck did the children randomly start chanting like that? kids don’t just start fucking chanting things out of nowhere what???
• can nancy stop shooting everything for five fucking seconds?
• still no jonathan and joyce interactions
• millie bobby brown’s botox or whatever it is is genuinely distracting
• stop emphasising how short they are on time then immediately making them stop to chat or stand around or just fuck about for ten minutes
• why does moving the smallest thing require so much effort from el
• give kali more to do than just standing around looking grim
• i am once again asking: where the fuck is argyle?
• how has the military not shut down the group’s little clocktower outpost?? that should have been discovered or guarded or something by now, why are they still able to use it all the time?
• why do they keep saying the walkie talkies are indecipherable when i can understand them just fine?
• “we… found… holly…” “damn, i couldn’t understand a word. could you?”
• why did el’s costume designer feel the need to “show off her figure”? el is a literal child? wtf?
• no character deaths. and now i’m hearing there won’t be in the finale either
• why is vickie suddenly just cool with all this shit?? why is she just cutting about with them acting like, ‘yeah i can fight monsters, this is so normal now’
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