Honestly it's mostly Athelstan memes, get used to it

I'm not very good at being funny and I've barely seen any of this show but I'm trying ok guys Main blog is @demon-of-the-ancient-world. 

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Sometimes a family is just a Viking earl, his two wives, his angry brother and son, some tall dude who just really loves boats and eyeliner + his girlfriend, and a kidnapped ex-monk who isn't entirely sure he wants to be there

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Aslaug: all this stress is upsetting the baby.

Ragnar: oh no! Forgive me, Athelstan, I never meant to cause you distress

Aslaug: I could not more obviously have been talking about Ivar

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Helga, handing out Christmas presents: You've been very good this year Ragnar! Athelstan: Yeah, except for cheating on your wife Athelstan: Adultery's a sin Ragnar: I got scented candles! Athelstan: Well that's appropriate. Lots of fire where you're going. Athelstan: You're going to hell, Ragnar

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King Horik: I have a personal relationship with Ragnar and a professional relationship with Ragnar King Horik: Personally, yeah, I think he's a rat

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*Going into battle*

Rollo: Nervous?

Athelstan: Yes.

Rollo: First time?

Athelstan: No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

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Ragnar: Lagertha, you're like an angel without wings Lagertha: So like a person?

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Ragnar: If you had iron deficiency, I would simply crack my bones open so you could feed on my marrow. If you care. Athelstan: ... Athelstan: Probably would be easier and more sustainable to just buy some iron supplements

@procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics

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Floki: You never let me do anything fun Ragnar: People die when you have fun

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Ragnar: So this bread is the body of Christ? Athelstan: Yes Ragnar: And he rose from the grave? Athelstan: ...yes Ragnar: Because of the yeast? Athelstan: *sighs*

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Athelstan: I'd follow Ragnar to hell and back, but I wish he'd just stop going there

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Athelstan: Oh, my god, these pills are huge.

Ragnar: You know what else is huge? ;)

Athelstan: My love for Jesus Christ can I get an amen??

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Aslaug: Do you like my outfit?

Ragnar: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Aslaug: [blushing] Ragnar!

Ragnar: I need your chair. Get up.

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Vikings characters as Ceratainly Not a Porn Bot descriptions :

Athelstan: 😖 book📚keeper 🕷 i will fix death ♻️

Floki: 😴 clown 🤡 🚯 i will stab your boyfriend

Helga: 😏 just a little girl ☢ guinea pigs 💤 blogging from a cave 🌷

Aslaug: 🫠 56 🚯 witch blogging from a cave 🦚

Kwenthrith: 😭 bored 🦚 queen bee 🐝 ✅ i will bite 🫦 your heart

Ecbert: 🤣 i am GOD 👁 🌸 frogs 💤 blogging from 78.9014° N, 13.4839° E 🦇

Rollo: 😭 village idiot ❌ i will kiss 💋 the devil

Ragnar: 😭 the guy 🧍 💤 i will maul your ass

Bjorn: 🤣 i can vote, ok? 🧡 birbs 💀 the guy 🧍 

Lagertha: 🥵 little flower 🌼 💅🏻 violence 🚯 blogging from right behind you 👁 ☢

The Seer:😶 just another human 👤 🖤 i will curse your boyfriend

Bonus part 2 Athelstan: 😭 scribe ✍ 🐸 i will steal your boyfriend

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Lagertha: Gods, give me patience.

Athelstan: The phrase is “God, give me strength.”

Lagertha: If the gods gave me strength, everybody would be dead.

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Ecbert, high off his ass: So I believe that cannabis oil was the other holy oil mentioned in the bible Ecbert: If Jesus lived he probably would've smoked weed Athelstan: ...yeah

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Ragnar: [Carrying a bunch of groceries.]

Athelstan: [Reaches hand to help.]

Ragnar: [Aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Athelstan’s hand.]

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Athelstan: I have a girlfriend now too Athelstan:...which is weird because I'm probably gay