4WWW
Legendary Creature- Bringer [mythic]
Flying
Ward—Tap three artifacts and/or creatures you control and put a stun counter on each of them.
When Khonsu enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target artifact or creature that player controls.
Artifacts and creatures your opponents control don’t untap during their untap step.
5/5
Leviathan, Coast Scourge
5UUU
Legendary Creature- Bringer [mythic]
When you cast this spell, copy it, except the copy isn't legendary.
Vigilance, trample, ward 3
Leviathan, Coast Scourge's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Islands you control.
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The Simurgh, Mind Scourge
2BBB
Legendary Creature- Bringer [mythic]
Flying, lifelink
Ward- Sacrifice a creature
Whenever The Simurgh deals combat damage to a player, until end of turn, you may look at the top card of their library any time, you may play the top card of their library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
5/5
Behemoth, Tectonic Scourge
6RRR
Legendary Creature- Bringer [mythic]
Trample, haste
Ward- Pay 3 life (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 3 life.)
1: You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.
9/9
Tohu and Bohu, Twin Scourges
3GGG
Legendary Creature- Bringer [mythic]
Ward- Sacrifice two lands
1: Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a creature card. Tohu and Bohu become a copy of it until end of turn, except they’re a 6/6 legendary Bringer named Tohu and Bohu, Twin Scourges and have “Ward—Sacrifice two lands”. You may play lands exiled this way for as long as you control Tohu and Bohu.
6/6
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty
i wanted to give her ragged skirt edges and cool jagged wacky energy wings because of the back slits but the skirt itself was already over my drawing capabilities www
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