VILEGO

canon divergent shego by kade

[mcflymemes]

THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the video game, adjust as necessary

you're finally awake.

it would take a month to explain to you how that very question doesn't even make sense.

wait... i know you.

yes yes, what is it? we're all very busy here.

you're someone who can get things done. i like that.

i've been looking for you.

keep your eyes open.

looking to protect yourself, or do some damage?

i am sworn to carry your burdens.

either i'm drunk, or you're naked. possibly both.

i fight... because i must.

then it's true, what everyone is saying?

even with all my preparations, we can't be too careful.

need a ride?

i've had enough of you!

i cannot place it.

everything's for sale, my friend.

another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. good job.

will you be a hero whose name is remembered in song throughout the ages?

is that fur? coming out of your ears?

giant spiders? what's next, giant snakes?

you picked a bad time to get lost, friend!

well ain't this a surprise!

what are you looking at? i'm not afraid of you, you know.

you were trying to cross the border, right?

everyone is obsessed with death.

what is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

i look forward to hearing about the next person you murder.

let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

no lollygagging.

oh, what am i saying? of course you don't.

i will eat your heart.

perhaps this is also true.

i've been waiting for you to return, to consummate our love!

i've got important things to do. we'll speak another time.

iron sword, huh? what are you killing? butterflies?

the day might come when i am forced to draw my sword for one side or the other.

i'm a weapon in human form.

there's been word of some trouble nearby. i'm on my way to investigate.

that day has not come yet.

you've shown yourself mighty.

i've seen better. well... maybe not.

he's trying to have somebody killed!

your words give voice to that which we all feel.

time to end this little game!

i've been hunting and fishing in these parts for years.

i fight for the men i've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil.

lot of history in these walls. we're trying to make some more.

it's a lucky time to be alive.

i knew you had it in you!

um... actually i was hoping to get the ring back.

now it is up to you to decide what to do with your power and skill.

i used to be an adventurer like you.

the day when words are enough will be the day soldiers like us are no longer needed.

kill well... and often.

i've got my eyes on you.

heard about you and your... honeyed words.

watch the skies.

you're either the bravest person i've ever met... or the biggest fool.

go use your fancy magic somewhere else.

never should have come here!

i fight so that all the fighting i've already done hasn't been for nothing.

may this oath bind me to death and beyond.

family an honor. that's what it means to be one of us.

walk with the shadows.

why the elven blade, huh?

let me guess - you need a drink.

will your name be a curse to future generations?

you do not even know our tongue, do you?

you stink of death, my friend. i salute you.

your future lies before you.

you're hauling around a lot of junk.

you got no clothes. you should get some.

psst. hey! i know who you are.

you'll never find it.

my cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do i get? guard duty.

[vilego]

heeeey...uh, how goes it? huge life update- I'm moving to a brand new city in a month. i finally after years have my own apartment. no roommates, no family haunting me anymore. my life finally feels like it is on track. i miss writing and hope to make a comeback very soon. hope y'all have been well!!

[vilego]

WHAT'S HOLDING YOU BACK?

the inability to cherish the good things that happen out of fear of them disappearing

you've been hurt, badly, haven't you? it's been a long time since you've felt comfortable in your own mind. everything's become a sign that you're going to be hurt again. so when something good does come along, you're not used to it. it feels foreign. it's weird and scary. you want to believe that it will work out, but you just can't. you've been burned too many times. because of this, you've become cynical. you never wanted it to be this way, but you're trying to protect yourself. i see how it's easier to not accept the good, out of fear of its inevitable end. once the dust settles, you're terrified of being alone again. but by doing this, you're never enjoying those good moments. you're letting them pass you by. you have to start letting the happiness come to you. even if it's in waves, isn't that better than not at all?

[extrahooa]

What was Shego like as a kid? She grew up with a big family-- right?

        ( first && foremost — when her twin brothers were born she loved them, && still loves them, endlessly. they were her closest family, with Mego being a close second. she grew up going to private schools given her family comes from a higher class situation, her father being a senator && her mother being a lawyer. sleepovers? pool parties? themed birthday parties? no, she went to prestigious dinner parties && never really made friends at her private school given her rebellious nature /she loved pulling pranks/. there were a few kids she liked && hung out with on occasion until she got into her pre-teens. until all their lives got turned upside down.

        when the day came, she was only thirteen. the twins barely one, mego fifteen && hego eighteen. it forced all their bodies to genetically change. a painful && confusing process. they spent a year under government surveillance in a private building with no outside contact except their parents. it was a cold && lonely time but she grew closer to her brothers — except hego. this was beginning of their divide.

        after the year ended && the government released them back into the public, seeing as they were no immediate threat && got enough studying of them, her father made a deal that hego happily agreed to — they would all be superheroes. she was furious as she never got a say in what she wanted. this wasn’t the path she wanted to take. she’d had sooner pretended that her powers didn’t exist && try to live a normal life. but the deal was already made && she was still too young legally to make her own choices. 

        the rest of her teen years was spent on studies, combat training, && heroism. there was no time for dating, friends, or even prom. she never got the chance to be a teenager. not that she really could’ve as during her high school years she was homeschooled along with the twins' && mego.

       now college life? that’s a whole other story. )

curious anons // always accepting ( PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG )

[hyprmemes]

hades (supergiant games) starters - pt.1 - olympians edit as you see fit

athena “i offer you my friendship, not a loan to be repaid” “my, how very generous of you, to offer me this gift” “are you testing the limits of my patience with you?” “i would very much prefer to think we both know better than to let old grudges stew forever” “yours is a brazen plan of action and i admire it”

demeter “i’ll aid your plight, why not?” “you’re in the winter of your current stretch of life, aren’t you” “surely you feel the warmth within you giving way?” “offend me, and i’ll drain the last traces of color from those cheeks of yours” “you are entirely too young to have had meaningful experiences with loss, pray that you never have to learn”

zeus “your lapse in judgement here is not so easy to forgive, yet easily punished” “commendable of you to live through that” “you seem in dire need of some assistance, so of course i dropped what i was doing and then sought you out as quickly as i could” “such strange alliances we forge these days” “you honour me, as you well should”

poseidon “hoh you look positively in atrocious shape, there” “why, you’re bleeding everywhere! here, let me try and do something for that” “you think that you’ve a chance in hell without my help, am i to understand?!” “it seems to me your strength outweighs your smarts, there” “ah, i can’t stay angry! let us call all that unpleasantness back there water under the bridge, what say you”

aphrodite “if you lavish me with gifts, why, what am i to do but give you something in return” “ah, dearest, but it stirs my heart to know you care so deeply for our wonderful relationship” “dearest, why, your heart rate’s fluctuating wildly, has it really been that bad up to this point?” “now, dearest, surely there’s no way that could have been one of the wiser choices that you’ve lately made?” “do not anger me again, or i might come down and kill you there myself!”

ares “i trust, from time to time, you stop to ask yourself how come you choose to fight” “the hunt is but a prelude to a war, is that not so? “you interrupt me once again, you know i do not care for that, i warn you to stay out of my affairs” “a successfully conducted war is certainly a cause for celebration, is it not?” “i trust the violence i have wrought on your behalf has been quite satisfactory?”

dionysus “hey, cheers for picking up the tab, there, now, i cannot exactly pay you back, though i could give you this!” “did i do something to deserve this, man, because i thought that we were getting on just fine, better than fine, but this?” “really, man? after everything we’ve been through together, this is the gratitude i get?” “know what, man, i’m not even angry after that, what was i even going off about, do you recall…?” “let’s say we’re settled up now, and go on being best mates just like before, yeah?”

hermes “whoa you’re a hot mess, there, what happened getting here?” “you ever get the feeling life’s been moving all too quickly for you? “out of all special delivery recipients i’ve had over the ages, here, i’ve got to say, you’re the most interesting one!” “a little awkward, having to pretend we just met” “you’re rather slow, if only somebody could help you out with that”

artemis “you’re being very nice to me, and that makes me suspicious, understand?” “if you’re quite done with shopping, what say we cut straight to the chase from here?” “hey how’d you get your hands on a nice bow like that?” “don’t be messing with my feelings, my loyalty’s hard-won and quickly lost” “fine, i’m not angry anymore, not really anyway, but you just watch yourself with me, you got it?”

[vilego]

extrahoo​:

       //please do not reblog //  physical features edition : p.01   //   ( edit here )

she has light freckles dusting her cheeks & across her nose & all along her arms. in the winter months, they are faintly noticeable if you stare long enough &  you’re standing next to her. in the summer months is when they are more prominent as she tends to take more lax summer breaks on beaches. they also show more when she is blushing. 

[angelprompts]

random inbox memes, 1/?   ♡   a series of sentence prompts that are entirely randomized and not from any specific media.  feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing!

“i’m really glad we met.’

“do you think we would be friends if we hadn’t meet how we did?”

“want to spend the night at my place?”

“do you want to.. cut my hair for me?” (or) “would you let me.. cut your hair?”

“you have no idea how much you mean to me.”

“you might think we’re too old but there’s no age limit to building a blanket fort.”

“see.. you’re dying so much in this game because you need to dodge the bullets. not run into them. duh.”

“you know, you’re a smart ass. but that’s why I like you.”

“do you feel like going out and doing something tonight? i could use a distraction.”

“baking together is essential for every friendship, i think.”

“if i go on that scary looking roller coaster, would you consider coming on with me?”

“do you feel like painting my nails? it could be fun.” (or) “do you want me to paint your nails? it could be fun.”

“oh come on, taking photo booth pictures is so much fun!”

“is that my sweater you’re wearing?”

[vilego]

VILE/VĪL/

adjective

extremely unpleasant.  “ she has a vile temper. "

[promptsfromthecrypt]

𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 :  𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿      ♡      𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎  𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.

triggers  and  nsfw   may  be   present  in  this  specific  meme.  some  grammar  may  have  been  changed  to  fit  a  roleplay  setting  from  the  original  content.  any  pronouns  may  obviously  be  changed  to  fit  the  situation ,  etc  etc.

𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍  𝟏 :   𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄  𝟒                   𝑡𝘩𝑒  𝑒𝑥𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑚  𝑜𝑓  𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑒  𝑚𝑖𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑙.

“ wait ,  did  they  like  sue  the  demon? ”

“ okay ,  i’m  fine  with  that  so  far.  that  sounds  real. ”

“ there  was  a  spider  on  me.  sorry  if  i  blew  it  on you. ”

“ ( name )  also  reported  hearing  a  voice  damning  her  to  hell. ”

“ her  hands  seemed  to  turn  into  thick  paws  with  claws. ”

“ let’s  move  on ,  let’s  not  get  caught  up  on  the  bear  hands. ”

“ why  do  all  these  people  know  what  burnt  feces  smells  like? ”

“ fuck ,  is  that  a  bee!? ”

“ see  what  you  get?  this  is  what  you  get! ”

“ yeah ,  that’s  a  bad  doctor. ”

“ that  is  fucked  up ,  right? ”

“ i  bet  i  could  squeeze  an  apple  ‘til  it  exploded. ”

“ i  bet  you  a  million  dollars  you  couldn’t. ”

“ you  hear  that  in  the  distance?  it’s  the  excuse  train  coming. ”

“ you’re  full  of  shit ,  ( name ). ”

“ these  recordings  are  perhaps  the  most  disturbing  pieces  of  audio  i’ve  ever  heard. ”

“ i  will  carry  this  brat  so  long ,  until  she  croaks ,  this  dumbass  bitch! ”

“ you  know …  she’s  screaming.  she’s  giving  it  110%. ”

“ your  unrelenting  skepticism  is  exhausting. ”

“ it  drains  me  of  all  happiness  and  energy  and  i  hope  you  know  that. ”

“ i  ran  out  of  evil  people  to  think  of …  uhh …  the  the  blonde  man  from  ‘ die  hard ’  is  also  in  here.  skeletor  from  ‘ masters  of  the  universe ’ …  heath  ledger’s  joker.  not  jack  nicholson ,  he  was  too  cartoonish. ”

“ you  had  your  fun ,  you  ass? ”

“ that  is  the  only  thing  that  is  strange  to  me.  all  of  the  other  stuff  is  just  things  that  a  person  could  do. ”

“ yeah ,  i  just  feel  bad  for  her  at  this  point. ”

“ do  you  think  that  just  made  her  buy  into  it  more?  like  if  people  started  exorcising  me  on  the  reg —  yeah ,  i  might  eventually  be  like ,  ‘ i guess i’m  demons! ’ ”

“ look ,  i’m  not  here  as  a  doctor ,  i  just  wanna  see  some  of  this  crazy  shit. ”

“ i  wanna  see  this  girl  eat  some  spiders. ”

“ that’s  like  something  you  say  when  you  go  to  the  zoo ,  not  when  you  go  see  someone  that’s  tied  up. ”

“ shady.  shady  as  fuck ,  yeah. ”

“ it’s  funny  you  said  that  ‘cause  the  neurologist  said  the  exact  same  thing. ”

“ yeah ,  fuck  it.  i  don’t  know ,  go  visit  a  jesuit.  jesus  christ. ”

“ just  get  your  shit  stink  out  of  my  office. ”

“ how  do  you  tell  the  difference  between  possession  and  mental  health? ”

“ i  also  think  that  67  exorcisms  don’t  leave  your  mind  in  a  good  spot. ”

“ psa ,  if  your  kid’s  eating  spiders ,  don’t  take  them  to  an  exorcist.  or  take  them  to  an  exorcist ,  but  do  it  at  the  hospital. ”

“ i  don’t  know  what’s  making  me  happier.  the  fact  you  can’t  get  it ,  or  the  struggle  in  your  face  as  you  see  your  case  slipping  through  your  fingers. ”

[vilego]

TAGS P. 1

♚ ―  ❝  BRINGING YOU A DISNEY AFTERNOON!  》 OOC  

♚ ―  ❝  WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAMMING!  》 PROMO  

♚ ―  ❝  SO DUMB IT MIGHT JUST WORK!  》 MEMES

♚ ―  ❝  WE COULD’VE HAD IT ALL  》 V.02

♚ ―  ❝  I AM EVIL; HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?  》 V.01

♚ ―  ❝  WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS  》 V.03

♚ ―  ❝  TIME TO GET MOOPY!  》 CRACK

♚ ―  ❝  70% SERIOUS; 30% MOCK  》 ASKS