It's called a Lance, Hello!

This site is NSFW! Hi My name is Lance and I am a Goofy Nerd and a Pc Gamer. Here is a look into the things that I think that are hot, silly, and things that I like. Also you may see my butt.

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GIF reaction master post. Please add on

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[madfanboy]

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[persistent-wallflower]

[thecx]

For reference

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Do you have any other social media you'll be switching to?

Ummm probably will switch to Twitter I just need to make one

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Soon!

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Happy Halloween 🦄

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New underoos !!!

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Packing for NYC and my suitcase is half full with just underwear!

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

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If only I can be so grossly incandescent

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

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HE SITS

[unclebeanbag]

Plomp

[opossumsantics]

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

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If I was green I would die ?

[catchymemes]

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TGIF!

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A clean desk is a happy Lance

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What do you play on pc?

Well my poor laptop is hella old Like 8 years old so I done play that much anymore.But I did start command and conquer generals it’s a classic, but god it’s tacky

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I’ve seen enough porn to know where those pool pics could lead

Also that pool was full of men by the end of the day and I got to make out with one of them Such a good day

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Dude, you look great in that purple speedo(?). The way your sexy belly covers up some of it makes it look like you're wearing even less and that looks hotter.

I love my new purple speedo

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What's a cool gay place to go to in Dallas? Besides the eagle

My room obviously 👹