snow? no thanks

Viljo Anton Lumijärvi the crownprince of Finland, Duke of Ahvenanmaa

[aidenthebodyguard]

“So were you saying something?”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Yep, yep, I was asking if you take some protein powder or something. Your muscles are pretty impressive.”

[aidenthebodyguard]

“Say it again. Tell me what you want to tell me.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“That makes much more sense.”

[aidenthebodyguard]

“It’s a figure of speech that I am never using again.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“What does it even mean? This is some serious American lingo.”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“Not sorry though.” she noticed he was thinking about putting her on the ground and pouted, trying to silently make him go fasten on his decision. She smiled as she was already feeling the floor under her foot. “It’s weird to be carried, it’s not comfortable.” she frowned, taking her coat in hands. “That is for your efforts.” she kissed his cheek. “Now let’s go before I really give up.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Of course you aren’t, I’m not surprised.” He nodded with a slightly apologetic smile on his face. “Yeah, can’t imagine it being too comfortable. I’ve never been carried like that so I don’t have anything to base my beliefs on.” His hand flew on his cheek in bewilderment. A daft smile stayed on his face for a few seconds; he was not accustomed to Barbie showing her affection just like that. It was a nice change. Triumphantly he walked after her. “You’ll love it once we really get there.”

[aidenthebodyguard]

“Were you saying something?”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Did you ask me to hit you?”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“Fear me.” she joked with a smirk. “No, no, no, no.” she started to say a little louder than her usual as he started to take her off the ground. “Alright, Viljo, that was fun and you fulfilled your promise, now put me back on the ground.” she said holding on him not to fall. “I’m not extremely sensitive or dying inside.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“That’s a bit hard to do when you’re screaming in my ear”, he told her with no pity in his voice. He rolled his eyes and looked at her. He pondered for a moment if he should just keep teasing her but figured they would never be able to exit the room if she didn’t have her outdoor clothing on. “And here I thought you’d appreciate my efforts”, he said and gently let her feet fall onto the floor. “Then what are you?”

[aidenthebodyguard]

“I think I got most of that. But just to be safe do you want to hit me with it again?”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Wait what? Hit you with what and why?”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“Maybe we are. My mum is Italian actually, King Paolo’s my uncle.” she started laughing as he took her by the hand, making Barbie walk. “Okay, I know how to walk by myself, you don’t have to pull me or carry me. I’m starting to think there is some kind of special fun on carrying me.” she said more to herself than to Viljo. “Hey, I’m not sensitive. Okay, maybe I am but not that much.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“The plot thickens”, he mused with a grin. He pulled her quickly closer to him and without a warning scooped the girl up with his other arm supporting her legs. “I did promise.” He had taken the reply as an invitation to pick her up; her fault. “You’re not too sensitive but a bit sensitive. Or maybe you just hide your extreme sensitiveness with humour? And you’re dying inside?” He paused for a small moment. “That got dark too quickly.”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“It’s the truth.” she got up from the couch. “And I can say it was an accident. But nah, there will be no fun on killing someone without making them suffer a bit first.” Barbie made a fake offended expression. “Hey, I already said yes, you didn’t have to say that. Now you’re just hurting my feelings. You know what fat people can’t do? Hike. Yep, I can’t go anymore because of my weight, it’s a bit hard to walk, I’m too heavy for my own legs.”

[viljolumijarvi]

He stopped in midway wrapping his scarf around his neck. His head turned to her and he squinted. “What am I marrying into? Is the royal house of Portugal somehow related to some mafia? You’re extremely close with the Italians.” He groaned and took her hand in his and began to drag her towards the door. “But you know what a healthy person can do? Carry the fat and obviously sensitive person.”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“What’s making me go is my curiosity, Viljo. I really hope it does worth it or you’re a dead man. I’m gonna believe in you because he probably said that to make me go out with him. Very smart move, actually.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Keep telling yourself that”, he mused and threw his coat on, zipped it. “Well at least you’ll have an easy time killing me since you only need to push me off the path. In that case, Barbara, you have gained a lot of weight, absolutely horrible.”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“You truly need to work on your argument skills, none of them convinced me. But I’m coming with you because I’m curious about that hot chocolate. Also because Gabriel said I’m getting fat, that is true motivation.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Nah, not with my persuasion skills. See? I got you to come with me pretty easily. But the hot chocolate is worth a tough hike, not that you need it. You are just as skinny as you were a month ago, don’t worry.”

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[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

@viljolumijarvi

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“Really? Thats how you think you’ll convince me? By saying there’s a guide? I have a fireplace, a book, hot chocolate and cookies so you have to try harder.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Guides can be pretty awesome. Plus those cookies are bad, I tasted them and you don’t have my special hot chocolate that some people describe as exquisite. I’d have it with me on the hike but since you’re not coming...”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“No, really, you can go hiking without me. I’ll stay here and maybe read a book or something.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“But where’s the fun in that? Are you seriously skipping on seeing Icelandic nature? There’s a guide.”

[mrpatrickdarcy]

“I went home for a few days, I needed to see my mother. Why? Did you miss me?”

[viljolumijarvi]

“No I just thought I saw you yesterday but I guess I was wrong. Weird.”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“My middle name is Isabel. My family has something with names that ends with El, I don’t really know why. It’s always like this, Isabel, Gabriel, Manuel… I’m still trying to understand how Nando doesn’t have one of these.” she laughed. “Oh, I don’t know, people tend to invent lots of weird stuff about famous people. Maybe you did and you just don’t remember. Maybe you have amnesia. Who knows? What did this guy write? You’re making me curious.”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Isabel”, Viljo let the name roll of his tongue. It was a beautiful name indeed. “The little I can remember from my R.E. classes, the suffix -el means of God or something. Nando is the special one of your family. How does that make you feel?” He asked with a “serious” look on his face. “Too bad I can’t check if I have amnesia from my Wikipedia page, since it’s so untrustworthy. Well he wrote one book that sold okayish, which is cool. Good for him. But then he made his own Wikipedia page and listed all of his medals fro karate and whatnot. It was a bit excessive.”

[barbiebraganca-a-deactivated202]

“Oh that’s a bit difficult since in some cases we will have to avoid some Ss too since in portuguese they may sound like Z in some words. Like in my middle name.” she shrugged. “Yep, I never read what’s there about me because I thought it was waste of time but lately I’ve been curious to know about what’s there. If it’s all true or not, you know? That guy had an awesome idea, maybe I’ll edit mine someday. What’s wrong on yours?”

[viljolumijarvi]

“Really? What’s your middle name? I can read it on Wikipedia for sure -given that it is not incorrect,” he mused and sat up. “It’s not like your Wikipedia page can offer you any new information really, except in my case, apparently I had invested quite a lot of money in various businesses. I actually did edit it out. I don’t think I’ve invested any money ever. But it the guy in my school.. It was a bit weird.”