Cyberspace Circus

The plot is the MacGuffin

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[lailah-tov]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[vladtheunfollower]

Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry

[hroakie-blog]

[acmelabrat]

[whoisfaun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[firstdraftpro]

This is a writing app 💜 Hello and welcome! This is the official Tumblr debut of the neurodivergent-friendly, collaborative writing app that I've been building for the past five years: First Draft Pro! Designed by a writer, for writers. Equally appropriate for plotters/pansters, non-fiction/fiction, solo-writers/co-writers. Plus, with no AI-training! Also very important: this app is entirely funded by users, which means there's no parent company with nefarious intent re:data, and no investor with goals that are counter to the goals of users! I'm honestly so proud of it. Other cool features include:

a notes folder per project where notes are interlinked like a personalised Wiki

notes can be pinned into chapters for reference

novel structure templates (including romance, romantasy, 3 act structure, short story structure, 30-day novel structure, story genius structure)

goal tracking and streaks

light mode & dark mode

scene by scene version history

a free plan (not just a 14-day free trial)

[werewolfhooligan]

we could be pro fortnite gamers dot png 

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[lastoneout]

Dude holy shit

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[iftadwascool]

[sioltach]

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

[riven-wanders]

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

[totallyahumansblog]

Listening very carefully for the sound of a tree falling

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[shrimpeyedvieww]

[geekysteven]

[charlesoberonn]

I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

[girlsontanks]

Nessie turning around in the lake:

[charlesoberonn]

Yes, I did watch the new Miniminuteman short. Thanks for asking.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, I did watch the

new Miniminuteman

short. Thanks for asking.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎