'The Wolf of Vilnius'

Lietuva A gentle wolf clad in iron. He will welcome you in, but never again will he let anyone pull the wool over his eyes. { aph lithuania roleplay blog. NSFW, but generally clean. established 01.09.14. muse does not follow canon.} I do not claim ownership of photography, fanart, or other copyrighted materials M!A: None Relationship: Free since 1991

[vilkasofvilnius]

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[Makes a show of pouting] Good, I thought maybe you hadn’t. 

No games. Why would I play a game with you? [Perhaps slight sarcasm—?]

You know what, maybe you don’t realize this, but someone’s feelings can’t be incorrect. 

[Raises both eyebrows] Well, I hadn’t seen you in a while. I didn’t know where you’d gotten to. How did you want me to notify you of it?

[vilkasofvilnius]

[He resists the urge to roll his eyes]

[Dryly] I would beg to differ.

...Seeing where emotions have gotten us before.

[Sighs] You know perfectly well where I have been: at the office. I suppose a letter or an email shall suffice. Unless you would much rather announce it in song? [Sarcastic or serious? - it's hard to tell] 

[There is a blink-and-you'll-miss hint of disappointment]

...Not that I would expect to be in attendence.

[c-ornflowerblue]

imagine a ravenclaw eduard who tries to integrate hogwarts and the technology of the muggle world

lays down

[vilkasofvilnius]

Slytherin!Toris and Ravenclaw!Eduard tho)

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[Attempts not to laugh, and succeeds for now]

Surely you must have heard the phrase, “Easier said than done.”

[Little huff] Maybe I am and maybe I’m not.

[vilkasofvilnius]

[crosses his arms] I have heard.

[huffs] ...I can see where this is going. Do not play a game with me.

[...Was that the right phrase?...]

Your thoughts are your own, no matter how incorrect they are. I am not going to waste my time in an attempt to cheer you up.

I came here on 'business'. [grimaces] ...Did you have any intent of notifying me of the wedding?

[vilkasofvilnius]

How big is your loaf

[...People are strange...]

Assuming the amount the pan could hold...

Approximately twenty-three centimeters, give or take?...Unless you are asking for the 'width', by which, I would guess five centimeters.

I am not going to waste my time on exact measurements.

[Dips a chunk of rye bread into his soup]

...Why do you ask?

[vilkasofvilnius]

Rumor has it that Toris has a nice pair of buns

[Innuendo flies straight over his head]

[He takes it literally]

Ah, uhm, forgive me. As of right now I don't have a 'nice' pair of buns, but I do have a large loaf of rye. ...Will that sate you?

[...People gossip about the strangest things, I swear...]

[vilkasofvilnius]

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[firaequis-deactivated20141009]

anonymously leave a rumor about my character in my inbox

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Really? I mean, being a kingdom in and of itself is cooler than being this. Besides, I think I was more badass back then. 

You weren’t aware because you’re not cool.

Oh hush. When you’re dissolved like me, the past is pretty much all you’ve got.

[vilkasofvilnius]

'.....'

[No comment on that]

Still, it is... best not to dwell on it.

[contemplative] ...Are you implying that you have no future?

[vilkasofvilnius]

Status: Online for a few hours; May work on posts and replies sporadically

Contact me with reminders as it has been a while. Opportune time to exchange Skype names!

Updates:

-Going to go through headcanons and possibly delete a few - muse has changed a lot! -Going to delete 'unecessary' OOC posts as well. -UPDATED character page so it is more neat and concise! -Moved history from character page to make a separate page to revise it! -More as I think of it!

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…Yep, I’ve decided I was probably cooler when I was still a kingdom. 

Back then, my brother even thought I was cool.

[vilkasofvilnius]

...I would have to disagree.

[He pauses; grimacing] I was not aware that 'coolness' was a trait you quantifiably possessed.

[...How does one even measure 'coolness'? That is silly...]

You need to stop perseverating over the past. ...It is annoying.

[vilkasofvilnius]

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[itsblueskibitch-blog]

This is why I shouldn’t be given the chance to write a brief history of Lithuania for homework.

[field-poppies]

'There was a super important battle (Called the Battle of Grunwald/First Battle of Tannenberg) with the Teutonic Order against Lithuania and Poland. Lithuania set Poland up as bait (without telling Poland. Wow, rude)'

This whole thing is gold!

[vilkasofvilnius]

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[vilkasofvilnius]

liachtaschta replied to your post:OOC: I may have also broken my foot, eaten...

All I did was go to Greece while you were gone, what were you doing with your life.

I have enlisted in a volunteer program that will prepare me for college. I am refreshing my memory as well as learning revisionist history and mental math. I am in the process of taking singing lessons. I will learn how to live sustainably, garden, fence, ride horses, and hunt - or whatever else catches my fancy.

...and I am looking into how to code and hack ethically. Because I can.

 I am now the art teacher because the old one packed up and left in the middle of the night without a word. Huh. Mysterious.

Moving on.

I was going to run a marathon Not really. It's only 3k. - but, uh, I broke my foot chasing chickens. Boooo. :C

Not helping my case I tend to look at things and say "I am going to eat that and no one can stop me."  ...Welll, I missed some spines preparing a cactus dish and it knocked me out for a day.

I will still claim that it was poisonous for dignity's sake.

[vilkasofvilnius]

OOC: I may have also broken my foot, eaten something poisonous, and accidentally became an art teacher while away.

I regret nothing.

[vilkasofvilnius]

Update: I have access to a computer for a day or two - but I will only be available in the late evenings.

I am available on most Sundays and in the evenings on Skype.

Speaking of which, this would be a good opportunity to exchange Skype names!

I don't bite, I promise!

Progress:

-Muse is predominantly asexual; Headcanons will definitely change to fit that. Since character development marches on I am considering changing headcanons or moving them to a separate page when I have time!

Sorry about the headcanon spam - I later realized that it was an eyesore. ...I don't know what I was thinking, actually. In the future I will queue quotes and pictures instead.

-As for History, I have made my way to the Duchy and I am slowly coming up on the Commonwealth. -Ruthenia (a.k.a. modern day Belarus and Ukraine) and its contributions were the reason why Lithuania could remain a power at the time. -Skipped ahead to Soviet days and decided to save it for later because ow my heart couldn't take it. -Not counting Russia, He has several good reasons to hate Austria and Prussia. - However, Lithuania was built upon a policy of tolerance. Even with former enemies of his. ...This explains a lot, actually.