Cor Meum Impium

Villain gimmick blog. Be mentally ill do crime

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Low-key forgot what my blog title says. Could be calling your mother a slur and you'd just never know

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Noooo girl don't abort that baby. they taste better a few weeks after they're born

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I'm a SUCKER for a good evil monologue

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Remember to support your fellow villains! ✨

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In light of the new despicable me movie, my minions request to be called henchmen. I in turn, deny their requests

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save me hot vampires. hot vampires save me

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Be mentally ill do crime

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Yeah yeah your man seems cool and all but does he have antlers and a sad backstory

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Ladies if your villain has an effeminate waist and droopy eyes he's not your villain he's mine

[daily-spooky]

[thedupshadove]

"The ends justify the means" tormented villain, except their ends are also bad.

[prokopetz]

Principal villain of a best-selling YA fantasy novel trilogy: Silver hair cascading down his back like a waterfall, face like rough-hewn granite, eyes like smouldering coals, cheekbones that could cut glass.

The exact same villain in the prestige-format streaming television series adaptation:

[evil-scientist]

Question: How many deadly insects can you fit into a train? Asking for a friend

[villain-thoughts]

Okay well let's just assume for now that a train carriage is somewhere around 10 meters long, 3 meters wide, and 3 meters high. Let's also assume each wasp (the evilest insect by far so being used in this instance) is about 1 cubic centimeter, give or take.

So, the volume of the train carriage would be: 10m × 3m × 3m = 90 cubic meters

Nowww, let's change the volume of the train carriage from cubic meters to cubic centimeters:

1 cubic meter = 1,000,000 cubic centimeters

So, 90 cubic meters = 90,000,000 cubic centimeters.

Now, let's assume we can pack the wasps (or other insect of the same size) into the carriage shoulder to shoulder (they don't have shoulders but you know what I mean)

So basically, the number of wasps that could fit into each carriage would be 90,000,000

I'm sure your 'friend' will have fun with this information.

:]

[villain-thoughts]

Got rid of all my previous goons because they always fuck up my plans. Replaced them with trained henchmen who don't fuck things up but they're no fun. They don't even say "on it boss!" They just do shit. They're all fired

[cananabananalist]

uhhg, here come the woke police to cancel me for using my giant space laser.

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Often Villains are just a little neurodivergent and you just have to deal with that honestly. Where do you think the autism beam comes from

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Personally not a "lab coat" sort of Villain myself. More of a "sits elegantly on a throne, drinking red wine and being fruity" sort of Villain guy.