Angsty McEmo cyborg

Role play/suggestion blog. I am Villain!Genos here to suggest revenge, also known as Villainous Blep. Nsfw asks are fine. Married to @strawberrysuggestions Icon by @empanadadooblez, Main blog is @lilalangforth.

[villainsaitamasuggestions]

Merry Christmas Saitama sensei!!!!!! *holds out a thick photo album with a bow on top* I've been taking pictures throughout the year, this album is filled mostly with selfies of the two of us, before and after fights, random moments where you said something wise, and of course the few good shots I got of your cat Pablo

Merry Christmas, Genos! Oh my goodness, thank you so much for this wonderful present! You and I both know that I don’t have the best of memories (especially with names), so this photo album of our fondest moments together will be so helpful! I saved up some cash from odd jobs I’ve done around town to buy you a fireproof vest (as stylish as I could afford), soft slippers (so you don’t scuff your feet at home), and two new pairs of earrings (one pair of corundum studs and another pair of silver pirate-style rings). It’s not much, but I hope you enjoy them!

[villaingenossuggestions]

*tackle hugs him* Thank you so much Saitama sensei!!! It’s all wonderful I love everything you gave me!!! *puts on the new studs* This is all incredibly thoughtful sensei I will treasure everything you gave me

[villaingenossuggestions]

*hugs Genos from behind and then kisses his cheek* Merry Christmas Genos *hands him a present* We got this for you~

Merry Christmas to you too Strawberry *smiles then takes the gift and shakes it* What is it? Can I open it now? 

[izzy-iz-gay]

Of course love ❤️*smiles* Be careful though

[villaingenossuggestions]

Why? *unwraps then opens the box omg babe what is it I wanna know* 

[izzy-iz-gay]

Because you don’t want to hurt her. *in the box is a smol robot pupper* We built her a couple weeks ago, besides being adorable she’s useful in combat and a nice companion~ Oh! And we got you an ugly Christmas sweater.

[villaingenossuggestions]

*jumps up and down excitedly* OH MY GOD SHE’S ADORABLE!!! *takes out the robo pupper and puts her down gently* Did you know that you’re the best husband ever? Because you are Strawberry *hugs and kisses them* Thank you Berry I really appreciate this

[villaingenossuggestions]

*hugs Genos from behind and then kisses his cheek* Merry Christmas Genos *hands him a present* We got this for you~

Merry Christmas to you too Strawberry *smiles then takes the gift and shakes it* What is it? Can I open it now? 

[izzy-iz-gay]

Of course love ❤️*smiles* Be careful though

[villaingenossuggestions]

Why? *unwraps then opens the box omg babe what is it I wanna know* 

[villaingenossuggestions]

*hugs Genos from behind and then kisses his cheek* Merry Christmas Genos *hands him a present* We got this for you~

Merry Christmas to you too Strawberry *smiles then takes the gift and shakes it* What is it? Can I open it now? 

[saitamasuggestions]

Merry Christmas! Alright:

Gift time

@nin-ninsuggestions I got you a small ninja kit. I know you want to be a real ninja so I got you a practice kit that you can’t hurt anyone with for now. There are foam boards so Sonic can teach you techniques. There are pj’s that look like a ninja suit.

@herosonic I got you ninja pj’s, but like, not the same as nin nin. They have pictures of weapons on the pants and “I’m a ninja” on the shirt. I also got you an actual sword.

@mechaborossuggestions Honey, I got you an body-upgrade attachment. You should know what it is when you see it. Nin Nin is going to see this so I’m not telling you outloud. I also got space pj (Insert crappy pickup line about your ass being out of this world.)

@kingsuggestions Dude, I got you a new dating sim game because it’s like… Somehow a battle game. Whatever, it’s AkibaStrip. I liked it so I figured you would. I also got you a couple controllers(ToReplaceWhatIBroke) I also got you video game console pj’s.

@femsaitamasuggestions I haven’t talked to you in a while! I got you cat pj’s and a new hoodie. I also got you a new flower crown since they look nice on you.

@villainsaitamasuggestions Listen. I don’t like you but I got you and @villaingenossuggestions pj’s that say “Badass 1” and “Badass 2” on them.

@asinningcat I got you a cat onesie-pj’s and a neko attsume plush… I realize that I literally only know you like cats. I feel like a terrible friend.

@melzalgaldsuggestions I was going to get you pj’s too but I… Would you just absorb it? I got you a remote control spaceship that can carry things and has a camera. Figured you would enjoy it.

I don’t remember where some of my gifts are so I’ll have to look around the house again. I might have missed people!

[nospherato]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rso6E9JoHSQ)

@alongcameacyborg  @villaingenossuggestions  haha i imagine Genos doing this after each repair XD

[ta-kun888]

Oh my God! that’s what I wanted to see😋

[nospherato]

@saitamasuggestions @villainsaitamasuggestions @villaingenossuggestions  @askcapeddarkness  @alongcameacyborg

[silvervictory]

Dont get me wrong, I live for angst, but silly villain au’s are my favorite tbh

[villainsaitamasuggestions]

@villaingenossuggestions

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[invisiblelad]

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

[beif0ngs]

The true meaning of being a Hero according to Saitama

[boond0g]

you know he dead

[riikgks]

help him

[lilalangforth]

It’ll be okay mother ❤️❤️❤️ ily and we’ll make it

SCREAMING THANK YOU DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LOOK AT THIS CHEEKY LITTLE SHIT GRINNING I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Seriously thank you so so so so so much daughter I super appreciate you drawing this for me <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I seriously need to get a printer so I can print this out and hang it on my wall

[askcapeddarkness-blog]

I’m so grateful for your support❤️ and i hope you and your family are okay❤️❤️❤️❤️

[[you are amazing, baby! Look at how talented you are. I hope you’re okay too <3]]

[villaingenossuggestions]

@villainsaitamasuggestions

[opm-textposts-blog]

[paperficwriter]

THE TAGS THOUGH

#metal bat’s fool proof plan #step 1: wrap fist in gucci #step 2: punch amai mask #step 3: ??? #step 4: profit

[dahliaviolet]

zelterxc:

creating aus like

[villaingenossuggestions]

(( @strawberrysuggestions Literally you babe))

[egly]

Road to bald :P