I Love Villains

He/They. Trigun has taken over my soul. 22, intp, Gemini. Somtimes NSFW.

[evevsy]

reflection

[dawnstarranger]

@villainslut

[villainslut]

They need to make small cans of food instead of just assuming everyone is meal prepping/making enough for leftovers or feeding a family.

-A single person who doesn’t have a use for a whole can of beans.

[ruporas]

1 kiss 2 kiss (ID in alt)

[villainslut]

Gandalf is just a little guy.

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

[teacupsandcyanide]

Lord of the Rings is a comedy

[sniperct]

Michigan bans 'gay and trans panic' defense as Gov. Gretchen Whitmer signs historic bill (exclusive)

HB 4718 prohibits using the "sexual orientation or gender identity of a victim as a defense to a crime."

Fuck yeah!

[dawnstarranger]

@villainslut

[villainslut]

I don’t know what headcanon hurts me more, the one where due to the experiments Wolfwood went through he’ll die young, no matter what Vash does he’ll lose him early.

Or, the headcanon that due to the experiments Wolfwood can live almost indefinitely like Vash, and Vash knows this and has to watch the one person he could spend his life with ripped from him.

[yuhi-san]

excuse me why would you put that out there

[villainslut]

If I have to suffer with these thoughts so do the rest of you.

[ratsayssqueak-deactivated202507]

[dawnstarranger]

@villainslut

[villainslut]

Alastor makes old man noises when he sits down/ gets up.

[kalico-of-doom]

New clear stickers in the shop 👀

Get em here ❤️

[dawnstarranger]

@villainslut !!!

[villainslut]

I personally headcanon Fizzarolli as Demi/ gray sexual.

He definitely strikes me as not really being genuinely into someone unless he really knows them and has a good connection, but definitely still a little freak;)

[ratsayssqueak-deactivated202507]

[dawnstarranger]

@villainslut

[hollowboobtheory]

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

[hollowboobtheory]

Twitter brain worms: don't even LOOK at me if you think someone can be repticosexual and dipporomantic at the same time. and yall can not reclaim faggot either 💅

tiktok brain worms: aw rippedgutscore is out already? damn and I didn't even get to wear any of the 35 pieces I got from shein for it and now I have to throw all of them out! oh well on to catfish girl. hey did you get the new temu anti wrinkle Stanley cup yet?

tumblr brain worms: you fuckers think VICTOR FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN is capable of topping???? I have to laugh. nah imma frankenfuck that old man into pieces and look God in the eye while i do it. get that old man Frankenpreg.

Facebook brain worms: oh my god did you see they're putting amino acids in school lunches to turn your kids TRANS. aw what a cute baby peacock! God's creations truly are beautiful *looking at the most obvious ai image you've ever seen*

YouTube brainrot: *lengthy and highly opinionated analysis of a movie you've never seen*

[villainslut]

I honestly love the headcanon that Alastor was short when he was alive (I know he wasn’t) because I find it funny to think that’s the reason he’s a prick to Lucifer about his height. Man’s just taking out repressed anger at having been short on others.

I’d do the same tbh.

[villainslut]

Petition for there to be a petite men’s section.

[poika-nimelta-paivi]

TERFs on trans men having parties to celebrate getting top surgery:

Their entitlement to our bodies truly knows no bounds.

[asterosian]

Weren’t people criticizing this exact sentiment with the “I <3 Boobies” bracelets for breast cancer? Where they care more about the boobs than the person they’re attached to?

Are TERFs actively admitting that they view our tits and our wombs as more deserving of respect and humanity than us? Our thoughts are irrelevant. Our feelings mean nothing. Our voices might as well be hot air flowing through the room. Only our tits and ability to function as baby factories. But now instead of misogyny, it’s transphobia! Or perhaps a mix of both, seeing as this obsession with our bodies is based on the false idea that these body parts make us women and that’s exactly where their entitlement comes in.

[asterosian]

I’m bringing this back cause there’s TERFs crawling about in my notes mad that I suggested that medical forms that had checklists for what anatomy you have and don’t have would help cis women as well as trans people and intersex folks. They’re so hung up on the idea of certain anatomy “supposed to be there” with the bizarre idea that this 1) matters when the person is aware of it and is fine with it, and 2) this totally won’t lead doctors to mistreat their patients under the idea that they’re “missing” something or have something they “shouldn’t.” I’m never going to ignore why they’re obsessed with what “should” be there. It’s because my tits and pussy are more valuable to them than me as a person.

[villainslut]

This is a fujoshi hate blog.