I don't even know

One target obsession but mind all over the place | Some writing and occasionally other stuff | mostly fandom stuff

[wiidoodles]

One of the same

[yuhi-san]

@makima-s-most-smile

[catbellybuttons]

writing the first half of a fic: yaaaay! wooo!!! 🌈💝 fun ideas 😊💖✨️~

writing the second half of a fic: I am in a fight with god himself and he is winning

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[yuhi-san]

I get people have fredoom to do shit and open train stations are public spaces but good god is it hard to find a corner to wait for the train without having to smell cigarettes

[solarmane]

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

[odins-price]

Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.

[peppermintquartz]

Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.

[yuhi-san]

Uughh i am considering getting linen sheets but that shit is real expensive...

[vero-niche]

you cant say that linkedin learning

[vero-niche]

i dont thuink i can do this course actually

[yuhi-san]

Fitting with europe having omega lock going on

[starlightdragon321]

They would be SO good platonically. They would be so good dying in each other's arms, confessing how much they mean to each other as they bleed out on the dirt. They would be so good sharing trauma and figuring out their weird issues and relationships, knowing that they have each other to rely on when all else goes to hell. Their souls would be bound. They are the same creature, built apart miles and miles away, and yet eternally connected. They would see through each other's eyes. They would share each other's minds. They would go through hell and back just to keep the other happy, safe, and sane.

And at the end of the day? They don't marry each other. They don't date. Because they are friends.

Glorious.

[ao3commentoftheday]

Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. 

Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. 

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

[zoanzon]

[ao3commentoftheday]

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

[homunculus-argument]

If you ever do try pole dancing NEVER EVER USE ANY KIND OF LOTION BEFORE GOIN IN. You will be slippery. Which is bad for pole.

I once learned the hard way that circular door handles (specifically chosen to trap dogs who figured out how to use the lever ones) can also trap people with lotioned hands. I got trapped.

I am otherwise fortunately sufficiently greasy naturally (not a positive in any other context) so I have never in my life needed body lotion. But I have no been warned, and I appreciate.

[yuhi-san]

excited to see you might give pole dance a shot! totally forgot to warn from using lotion! i and some other girls in my clas would use liquid chalck (as unlike regular chalk it wont get dust everywhere and its easy to clean from the pole) sometimes durin class to help. sparingly but especially if you do a lot of figures vs floorwork/dancing that can help

also a possible plus i didn't mention is that you usually are in class according to skill levle so you are surrounded by people on a similar levle which is not as demotivating as being beginner or bad at something watchng people do things with ease. you also don't need to keep up exactly with anyone like in sports games but at the same time you have the motivator of other people showig up and working on it as well and your not alone with it

[kink-tomato]

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

[getvalentined]

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

I made one comment, and it was this:

No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.

[undeadhousewife]

[elamarth-calmagol]

Serious question, what in the world is "proship content"? What does that MEAN?

[yuhi-san]

agreed with everything before but also am i tho only one who thinks framing it as a matter of "safety for everyone" is extra insane

[yuhi-san]

w-why did tumblr desktop just suddenly change part of the outlay to german?

[ayeforscotland]

Lads, it's hot.

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

chebra, karšta.

[official-lauchzwiebel]

Jungs, es is heiß.

[pivo-rizky-svickova]

Chábři, je vedro.

[geschiedenis-en-talen]

Gasten, het is warm

[baejax-the-great]

ρε μαλάκες, έχει ζέστη

[callista-curations]

Jongens, het is heet.

[bronzeagecrafts]

Lüüt, es isch heiss.

[ultramarineblues]

Les gars, il fait chaud

[barbucomedie]

Lads, It’s gye warem i’day!

[ltwilliammowett]

Lüüd, dat is heet

[feminempreg]

Pojat, on kuumaa.

[1000screaminggamzees]

Dečki, nemojmo

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

ragazzi, é caldo

[realestkeith]

transfem Keith who doesn't change anything about himself. And doesn't tell anyone. He's just a girl send post

[suitcasesoffeathers]

Possessive or just rbf? The world may never knowww

Please feel free to make up situations for this pic and share b/c I want to know the vision LOL

(Keith Kogane and James Griffin from Voltron)

[yuhi-san]

Who knows what their up to but you interrupted and they dont appreciate it

[yuhi-san]

had to spontaneously go help my friend with something and since there is a roadblock ihad to do a small detour

un the way home i saw a heavily loaded backpacker walking and looking for a ride and i was like. fuck it why not. i stopped to see where he wanted to go, not really expecting it to be on my way since i live a) close by and b) in bumfuck nowhere

he was looking for the dinosaur footprints. wich was a good 8 hour mostly uphil hike away and also we currently have a crazy heatwave here its insane

so i decided since it was out of my way to go but only 15 minutes trip to drive him close to it and drop him off

had a fun talk, dude is a geology student from turkey.

hope he made it well the rest of the way (he should he should have like 40 min or so left and sun is setting) and he has fun

[skyoraaa]

my contribution to jaith !! >___<< (late post)

i rllyyyy wanna make more fanart of em i miss them so much i most likely will once i get a stylus

[yuhi-san]

ohh this is so good i have no words