sorry baby x

julia // 27 its usually killing eve with a little bit of other stuff

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

[ceruleanheaven]

couldnt come up with a reply that would instantly reveal how funny and witty i am. must i die now

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[snowbairdd]

I’m here because I feel more like me when I’m with you, than I do when I’m with me.

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[9ofarc]

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

[iwas-handpicked]

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

[slowspinningredemption]

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

[taumoeba]

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

[circusheart]

I'd like to say something normal soon

[doitbuckley]

it’s so scary when you’re talking to a girl and she mentions her “boyfriend”. what even is that

[hudconvent]

top 5 mutuals i greet like an overexcited dog when i see them on my dash

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad