Why Am I Always The Villain?

Multimuse Villain RP Blog

[mistressofthelair]

Pink suits him.

[dothepropaganda]

hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month

[dothepropaganda]

feel free to rb this as much as you want! just because it’s tagged with “personal” doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tell your followers this too. let people know you have a safe blog!

[ohnoarno]

🎭 Masquerade Ball Starters 🎭

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You’re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”

[romanholidayinn]

Me, banging my hand on the ground: HADES TAKE YOUR GIRL BACK ALREADY IT’S HOT AS BALLS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

[citrusgroves]

Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

[skip-to-the-beat-blog]

Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

[zeathegreenbean]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

[scotchmoth]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

[clam-kid]

Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

[oreganoplant-deactivated2021110]

Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul

We have standards

[crypticenbug]

Stop 👏assuming👏zombies👏eat👏brains

They’re not super good or easy to obtain

[blackholesandrevolations]

Stop👏outing👏imortals👋

We will tell you when we want to.

[voidlette]

Stop👏asking👏fae👏for👏favors👋

We don’t give a shit and will trick you into eternal servitude.

[3am-raccoon]

Stop👏trying👏to👏communicate👏to👏the👏elder👏gods👋

No, we WON’T cleanse the world, we’re too busy seeing the chaos and laughing.

[damion-the-skeleton]

Stop👏stereotyping👏skeletons👏to👏be👏nude👋

We hate it when people draw us nude, make props of us nude, and just in general normalize skeletal nudity! We have standards you perverts! How would you feel if we hung up nude barbie dolls on a holiday and laugh at them?

[villaxns]

Open Starter

"If you don't stop stepping on the back of my shoes, you'll have to stay behind. We're supposed to be quiet, this is important."

[villaxns]

Open Starter

"If you don't hold yer tounge, I'll hold it fer ya."

[villaxns]

Open Starter

"Now why would a pretty thing like you be out at such an hour?"

[jackembers]

Send (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ for my character to react to yours putting a collar on their neck

[villaxns]

A list of other possible muses you may request. This is a Villains Blog. If you are looking for a Villain, we can collaborate.

Dracula, Bram Stolker Dracula (1992)

Set, God's of Egypt movie or Mythology

Loki, Marvel or Mythology.

Hades, Hercules or Mythology.

Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty (Villain Version)

These are just some ideas. Feel free to send an ask or a starter thread for any of them.

[serpentseal-deactivated20150922]

I want you to be both aroused and terrified by me.

(via rookisland)

[villaxns]

Oh can you guys remember the first time you had felt like a complete failure?

“What a harsh question to ask No face… But in truth, the first time I remember feeling like I had failed in life was watching the world from behind the bars of the cage they had tossed me into. I felt it with every cruel word, in every sorry glance. In every tear I had shed in my darkest hours.”  

“A king is never to be a failure. Royalty is always under a magnifying glass, never allowed to make a mistake. But there are times where I believe I had failed. One of which is in the fact that I still have no heir. I am growing out of youth, you see, and an heir is of great importance. And I dont even have a woman to stand at my side. That, I am afraid, Makes me a failiar as a king.” 

“OF COURSE ya gotta throw some sort of heart to heart bullshit question at us. Well fer yer in-fer-mation, I’m a winner! I aint no failiar. I aint never felt like a failar cos I give everythin all I got. I dont WASTE my time thinkin that I’ve failed over somethin, I cos I tried my best. An example of when things didn’t go as I PLANNED would be how my ‘Bio-excorsist’ buisness ain’t really taken off yet. BUT I’m workin on it, alright? Cut a ghost some slack! It aint like I dont have an eternity to figure this shit out!”

[villaxns]

Some old writing samples

[villaxns]

"We are still accepting Asks, if you'd like to speak with one of us Villians. If you'd like to throw us a starter thread, we're accepting those too."

[villaxns]

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you. (alwaysaslutforbeetlejuice, for Beetlejuice obviously)

"Hotter then the sun baby, come here and take a bite!"

[villaxns]

It seems it's been too long since we've been active. We have no laptop, so we are using the mobile app... Can someone instruct us to where the Ask Box is?

[rpprompts]

Send me a situation, and my muse will give yours advice!

[rpprompts]

While at a party, my muse approaches yours and says they think someone put something in their drink. How does your muse respond?