Villain time!!!

I am THE MOST VILLAIN EVER!!!!! MUAHAHAH! He/they please thank you

[villianblr]

Let's FUCK some shit UP!!!!!

[noelle-ism]

It's real Demon Blogging Hours followers.... Close the app if you don't want to be scared out of your gourd....

[noelle-ism]

Hoooohhh!

Didn't scare you, did I??

More like this.... But only if you're truly a Demon blogger....

[villianblr]

Sup, dork. I'm so evil that all this so-called "evil" stuff you do is actually good to me, so yeah. But anyways, in spite of that, I've been sent here to pass along an invitation to the League of Villainous Bastards. Please fill out this form: https://forms.gle/EQtwsCn5cNbLMuTZ7

If you lie on the form, we'll know. Thanks for your worthless time, peon. Sorry. I didn't mean that.

I FILLED IT OUT! I AM CONFUSED! BUT THIS IS COOL. I THINK?

ANYWAY I’M NOT A PEON!!! I AM THE BEST VILLAIN EVER THANK YOU

[villianblr]

Me: Huh wow I haven’t been on tumblr in awhile. i wonder what I’ve misse-

My Inbox: Hi fill out this google form

Me: DIO FROM JJBA?!?

[villianblr]

did u know villain used to be a classist slur that was basically the feudal equivalent of "rentoid"

….What?????

[villianblr]

are you accepting henchpeople at the moment?? i would ask a hero but i like villans better

YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE!!

Hmmm… I already have some henchpeople… But show me what you got and maybe I’ll consider it!!

[beardedmrbean]

Ice

[evilblr]

Evil Tip: heroes can be turned evil via Friendship Bracelet

[eden-has-rotted]

"i respect trans people" do you?

do you respect trans people who look like their agab, whether they want to or not?

do you respect transfems with body/facial hair? transfems who don't wear makeup or dresses or skirts? transfems with low voices? transfems with short hair?

and do you respect transmascs who don't bind? transmascs who wear makeup or dresses or skirts? transmascs with high voices? transmascs with long hair?

do you respect trans people who don't "pass"?

[th4t-bug]

NERD

-BEST villain EVER

Why am I being called a nerd??? I can't even go to school anymore stop messing with me :']

[villianblr]

GOOD DOERS ARE NERDS AND YOU DO GOOD

[th4t-bug]

I smashed in the window of a government building two days ago and I did not feel bad in any capacity for the accident.

[villianblr]

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Nerd title revoked then

[mtfoss]

Disabled people have to live somewhere poor people have to live somewhere you cant just exclude us from everywhere

[mtfoss]

"What if theyre dirty" is it worth killing us over?

"What if theyre loud" is it worth killing us over?

"What if it would inconvenience me" is it worth killing us over?

People die without housing.

[mtfoss]

People have been mentioning it so I want to explicitly say this includes addicts

[th4t-bug]

NERD

-BEST villain EVER

Why am I being called a nerd??? I can't even go to school anymore stop messing with me :']

[villianblr]

GOOD DOERS ARE NERDS AND YOU DO GOOD

[righthandmanblr]

Give bread

[righthandmanblr]

Please

[villianblr]

🥖

[righthandmanblr]

Eats it all in one bite

Give bread.

Please?

[villianblr]

🥯🍞🥖🥨🥐🥪

[villianblr]

THERE'S SOMEBODY NEW HERE IN TUMBLER TOWN!!!!!

WHOMST’VE

[righthandmanblr]

Give bread

[righthandmanblr]

Please

[villianblr]

🥖

[heartstopper-lover123]

If this posts gets 10k notes by my birthday (February 5th) I will start thinking positively about myself and stop putting myself down/hating myself

(Making it 10k because you guys are too fast)

[vaporeon2010317]

Role-play blogs unite!

@deadless-corpse @doctor-shay-d-guy @sirlordevil @boredgoon @unnamedboxvoid @cats-and-confusion @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @evilhenchpersonforhire @evilblr @villianblr @sidekickblr @the-belle-sisters

[villianblr]

LOVE YOURSELF

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?

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💀dr.undead follow

Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!

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💉modernprometheus follow

Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point

🦇dr-bats follow

Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.

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🩻 exposedspine1 follow

Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?

🩻 exposedspine1 follow

Hospital.

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🤖 inatorlover3000 follow

Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!

🔫 henchman13 follow

Good one boss!

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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow

Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.

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[msu-donovan]

@union-of-mad-scientists