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vincent || he/him || underage someone help i can’t stop talking about xmen pfp credit: sheisrotten on picrew

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so i literally just started looking around the welcome home site like an hour ago, but i noticed something about barnaby. i’m sure someone else has brought it up, but just in case—

so in barnaby’s description, there seem to be a couple allusions to death. the most obvious one, it says he was orphaned. it also says he lived on a farm - kinda brings to mind “oh i’m sorry sweetie, we sent your childhood pet dog to a nice big farm where he’ll have lots of room to run around!”. and also “the chicken that crossed the road”, considering the interpretation of the joke that says “the other side” means the chicken dying. anyone else think there’s something to this?

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okay this has been on my mind for months but i need to finally say it. has anyone else noticed just how RIDICULOUSLY inconsistent toad’s design is. what is up with that. like i’m somewhat positive he changes in appearance the most out of the majority of x-men characters. literally just in trials of magneto, in the first issue his skin is very clearly green, and then in the fifth issue it’s just normal human colored skin (also the hair might be a little different but it’s hard to tell since it’s wet in the fifth issue)?? why the hell can’t anyone agree on one design for this guy

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okay i know it’s like a sin and all to criticize the classics but like. in my humble opinion. there is NO REASON for frankenstein to be as long as it is. it literally repeats the same depression monologue with just slightly different phrasing at least once every chapter, occasionally even twice within the same chapter. i am confident that if you cut out all the repeating stuff it would only be around a hundred pages.

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i don’t really get to play dnd much but i know it to be an inherently chaotic game. i know this because in the one campaign i DID get to play, i stole and old man’s walking stick and my party tamed a shark intended to kill us and named it shannon within one session

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“MY FUCKIN PANCAKES” meme but it’s xmen evolution

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such a shame. he truly did simp too close to the sun.

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tmnt 2012, the only show where you’ll see a mutant fish with robot legs riding a motor cycle

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so it’s currently 1:25 am and i was inches away from sleep when i started thinking about zootopia. for some reason. and it occurred to me you know how in zootopia judy threatens the elephant ice cream parlor because they don’t glove their trunks?? how the HELL is that supposed to work??? how would they BREATHE if they gloved their trunks???? like i get it snot in your ice cream would be nasty but ALSO we know from real world biology that elephants can suck water into their trunks so LOGICALLY elephants in zootopia should be able to wash the inside of their trunks. so gloving their trunks would be both slightly unnecessary AND a health hazard judy what the fuck is wrong with you

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i love that era of xmen where you’ll open an issue with scott in alaska, dancing with madelyne pryor, being happy for the first time in his life, and then you cut to the x-men in the morlock tunnels fighting for their fucking lives

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i have so much art i want to do but my drawing tablet is broken and i don’t get a replacement until tomorrow someone help

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i’m watching the origins episode of tawog and i have so many questions. what the hell is going on with darwin. did this dude kidnap a sentient fish child to sell. why is there one sentient fish as opposed to the others. for that matter that question applies to all the characters. what is happening.

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having multiple interests is so fuckin weird. like my current hyperfixations are the x-men, ever after high, and the amazing world of gumball. why these three. what do these have in common

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someone help me where’s that one amazing world of gumball image with the face that looks exactly like this

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these ones?

image credit: @eyedrisaol111

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it’s either these, the termominator face, or something i made up entirely

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you guys know how jean was a jock in xmen evolution? yeah that but with tennis. tennis specifically. i’m not sure why i just really think jean grey should be a tennis champion

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I must admit, star trek fans are kinda scary. Like you mention something off handedly that you saw in an episode once and someone's like "ah yes Star Trek Footjob, season 72 episode 14, the bling-blongening"