pumbaa is totally rad

hey im izzy welcome to my blog

[lontra-ohiensis]

still not over how much I love this

[tenporcupines]

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

[australiansanta]

2020 is in retrograde

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the movie cars, they will all one day starve to death because they would have used up all oil, and only electric cars will be left.

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Just pause the economy tf 😒 It not real it can do what you say.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[picturegaga-deactivated20180417]

[illumineeti]

[ironpour]

[terriamon]

[classicmeevs]

yeah baby :/

[fuer-die-katz]

[cumbrane]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re a kid, twenty dollars feels like a thousand bucks. When you’re an adult, a thousand dollars feels like twenty bucks.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Chickens are about 1/3 the height of a kid and there are 3x as many chickens as people. If all the chickens stacked together in groups of three under a trench coat, they could go around unnoticed on halloween collecting tons of candy and most people would have no idea

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pooping is a great metaphor for life. What you consume directly impacts what you put out into the world. Holding or bottling things in have unpleasant consequences. And it’s much more difficult to accomplish the task if you put too much pressure on yourself.

[littleoblivions]

the way i loved you & my tears ricochet

[super-metroid]

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

[kokkuri3]

You’re missing an important part of this, here.

“Population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “How fast can people fuck and also die?”

[super-metroid]

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

[maxburgiv-deactivated20181216]

fuck to death ratio

[super-metroid]

exactly

[gamecubewizard]

rate of smash and pass

[fakehistory]

Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)

[scotttfriday-deactivated2020051]

searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”

[biglawbear]

This was posted six days after Trump’s inauguration and it isn’t any less relevant