[justintaco]

[thefanaticalmusingsofrobin]

This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[thottybrucewayne]

Sean Kingston was right. Beautiful girls? I'm going to kill myself.

[funnytwittertweets]

[pointnclick]

if you want a job just go down to the port and approach the captain of any merchant vessel for one. he’ll laugh because you’re barely a lad of 14, and he’ll ask if you can handle a mop. you will say “aye sir and i can cook some, too.” the first night a fell wind blows. the waters rise over the decks to take you. it’s the first foul omen on a cursed voyage. these days, you can be 25 and if you go down to the wharf the captain will tell you “we only take applications online now” “have you a need for a navigator?” you’ll ask. but they do that with computers too

[ironinkpen]

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

[ironinkpen]

like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family's blood

[ironinkpen]

uncle: "you never think things through, prince zuko!"

also uncle:

once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory

betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat

immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason

ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant

decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days

instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city

in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????

[prettybirdy979]

#no wonder zuko was constantly frothing at the mouth! he's the only one who knows the truth!#god just imagine the number of times people have seen zuko yelling at iroh#and assumed zuko was just being mean#when zuko was actually yelling at his uncle for wasting all their money bartering with pirates AGAIN#everyone assumes iroh is babysitting zuko but really they're pingponging responsibility back and forth#and zuko at least has the excuse of being 16#anyway I love Uncle Hypocrite so much; funniest motherfucker on the planet (via OP)

[xelbleedsglitter]

Got so used to blocking every new follower I almost blocked a real human

[indigobluerose]

🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖😳🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

[tenporcupines]

So I’m not a big supernatural fan right? And I’m not a big teen wolf fan right? But I was going through the teen wolf tags just because and apparently there’s a character name Kira (Arden Cho my beloved)

And on this fine Friday afternoon I have come to the horrifying realization that my sister (33) named her son (9) Dean and her daughter (5) Kira 

[90s-2000s-barbie]

1990’s Taco Bell Decor

[dazaii]

𝐀 𝐙𝐎𝐑𝐎 𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐘   ⸻   DAY 002

[glammoose]

Psst. I have a hot tip for people annoyed by the never leaving NEW flag on the merch shop.

Download the uBlock Origin extension (it's great). Firefox, Chrome

Then! Right click on the store icon, it'll bring up a menu, go down to 'Block Element'

Once you click that, it'll bring up this menu on the bottom right of your screen, select 'pick'

Then you use the little picker to hover just so over the new flag until it's outlined in red and click it:

Once that's selected, go back down to the box at the bottom right and hit create.

Now do a little dance because it's gone, gone, GONE!

[gphoenixsims]

Well, it worked!

[radiofreederry]

Did they actually not take Osama bin Laden off of the no fly list? What, just in case he comes back?

[legorockraiders]

[animentality]

[quasi-normalcy]

Why the fuck do these people think that people go to work?

[mybigfatgaylife]

The big reveal: New laws require companies to disclose pay ranges on job postings.

On Nov. 1, New York joined a handful of places across the country that require companies to disclose salary ranges when they post jobs. But

[lionofchaeronea]

Centaur at the Village Blacksmith, Arnold Böcklin, 1888

[neil-gaiman]

When I first saw a picture of this painting I was about twelve and immediately assumed that where there was a centaur there was bound to be a satyr. And I decided, based on the odd hat and foot on the right hand side of the person with the baby on the left, that they must be half-faun, and have only one horn and one goat hoof.

Which means that whenever I see a reproduction of this picture, I go and look at them and feel vaguely friendly. Also I wonder about what the baby is wearing or wrapped in.

And then I think about my favourite teenage typeface. We used it once in Sandman, in the first issue...

[oneheadtoanother]

[shittytitty-deactivated]

every single bumper sticker hits like a fucking train

[everythingfox]

Squirrel having time of its life

(via)

[brucebocchi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

If you look, there is no actual bridge between 2 and 3: the tube is actually sealed, so the only jars that can receive water are 1, 2, 4 and 5.

In theory, this actually highly depends on the velocity of the water; those are incredibly thin tubes, so if the water came out very fast, 1 would fill up before it had a chance to drain.

If we assume the water is coming out at a reasonably sluggish pace, enough for it to push through the tubes before 1 can be fully filled, the way fluids like to work means the fluid level will try to equalise in every container, so two will start to fill up, which will fill up four and five, and they should rise in level at an equal pace. However, because 5 has the lowest volume, if they all increase at an equal pace 5 will fill first.

This is also loss.jpg, but that's not relevant.